Top 10 New Turn-in Messages for Judge Marion

[MedailMeadmezzer-eci]

for the tinkering stuff

"and this is?? o a tinkered item, let me just test it." turn in person throws the gadget in a random direction. You hear a KRAKAKABOOM come from that direction. "hrmm well its what I thought it would be."
a large rat has been slain.
a large rat has been slain.
a large rat has been slain.
a large rat has been slain.
a large rat has been slain.
a large rat has been slain.
a large rat has been slain.
a large rat has been slain.
a moss snake has been slain.
a large rat has been slain.
a large rat has been slain.
a large rat has been slain.
a large rat has been slain.
an orc has been slain.
Guard soandso has been slain.

[Wyora]

ROFL, this is one of the best threads I've read in a long time.

[tuis]

For jewelcraft task:

"Whatsss thisss? The Preciousss? THE PRECIOUSSS! Cursed hobbitses they stoles it and we haves it back now!"

Fletching:

Judge Marion accepts your submission. "Ah yes, this looks like a fine specimen, but it still needs to be tested. Take this apple and place it on your head about a hundred paces, um, that way. Stand still. Very still. ... Oh dear..."

Tailoring:

"The workmanship on this robe is just fabulous, but tell me...does it make me look fat? Remember, you *are* being graded..."

[Grolyn]

Misty Thicket Picnic: What? No dinner rolls? You FAIL!

after the 10,000th turn in by various questers... "Yeah whatever, here's your scorecard... yeah whatever, here's your scorecard... Yeah whatever, here's your scorecard..."

Just what do those npc do when they are not busy? Throwing one of the shuriken at the guards then looking innocent? Feed an old, sitting under hot sun all day for a month hero sandwiches to passing orcs and watching them drop dead from spoiled dressing?m Planning on a next year's scavenger hunt with the rings he collected by hiding them really well?

[tuis]

I suspect "Judge Marion" is really a front for {removed}.

Edit1: Heh, that's on the bad word filter?

[Quichon]

I can just see comments like the one from WTF comics.

Other odd remarks...

Brewing:
Oh dear... what was Brodder thinking when he came up with this

/em drinks the beverage "Hmm... no, I don't think you've got it *hic* quite right. Try again" /drunken smile

/em passes out... leaving a scorecard to flutter to the ground

/em offers the beverage to a wandering Deathfist Orc Pawn, who drinks it down and promptly keels over dead. "Ahh, perfect. Here's your scorecard."

Baking
Oh boy... I'mma gonna get me a pick-a-nick basket...

/em eyes the sandwich warily "Umm... and how fresh were those hero parts?"

Umm... dear, it's water for noodles, and milk for dough. Why don't you try again?

Smithing
/em hums 'Maxwell's Silver Hammer' while examining the weapon


General
Let me guess... you didn't look the recipie at EQTraders, did you?

*sighs* Well, I guess I'll accept it if you give this note to Aid Grimel *hands you a pink flowery note coated with perfume*

Umm... my... what a special entry. It has such... umm... character. I think I'll put this in the special entery container /em tosses it away.

[shinreineko]

"I can see that you're new at this, but the handle really does have to go on the outside of the stein."

LMAO! I was laughing so hard I was practically coughing up a lung over here, stupid chest infection

[tuis]

I suspect "Judge Marion" is really a front for {removed}.

Edit1: Heh, that's on the bad word filter?

Last edited by Verdandi : 03-23-2006 at 10:06 PM. Reason: Yes it's filtered because spammers would post advertising that particular site. Kindly refrain from attempting to get around the word filter, which is there for a reason.


Jokes just aren't as funny when they are censored - which is why Comedy Central is only funny after ~2am.