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After scampering all over Norrath to create a finished product that I was particularly proud of, Judge Marion looked it over and sniffed, "I've seen better, but that will do for this test." Hmmf. I decided that if she wanted to give disparaging comments about my craftmanship, she should have some better material, so I made this top ten list.
10. "You really should take the Bazaar price tags off before you do the combines, it makes the finished item look tacky."
9. "It's made from diseased rat livers? And it's been sloshing around in your backpack for a week? My my. Uh, I'll just assume that it tastes delicious then, shan't I?"
8. "I bet you got the recipe for this from eqtraders.com, didn't you? Everybody did. I wish people would discover the recipes through random experimentation, like the gods intended."
7. "I can't believe Ngreth! He promised to bug all the quests with impossible drops like Stone Beans and Shimmering Nihilite, but some of them are still solvable. It's a good thing these tradeskill trophies are failproof with a trivial of 15, or I'd be losing my shirt handing them out. No, you can't have the recipe."
6. **cries** "I'm sorry, I can't stop thinking about the thousands of poor othmir you killed to get your tailoring up high enough to make this hat."
5. "I can see that you're new at this, but the handle really does have to go on the outside of the stein."
4. "Another present for me? Sweet! I'm making a fortune reselling these in the Bazaar."
3. "Pity that the materials to make this cost a thousand platinum pieces, but you can't sell the finished product to a newbie for a nickel, isn't it?"
2. "You made THIS? I've seen better work from halfling kindergarteners! Now now, don't cry, I'll just mark it down as finished anyway. Maybe someday you'll learn how to make a proper one."
1. "Yes, what is it? Oh, yes, thank you. Sorry, my mind isn't on my work today, I'm fantasizing about my upcoming night of hot passion with Aid Grimel. We're trying to have a baby who will give out harder tradeskill quests in the next expansion."
10. "You really should take the Bazaar price tags off before you do the combines, it makes the finished item look tacky."
9. "It's made from diseased rat livers? And it's been sloshing around in your backpack for a week? My my. Uh, I'll just assume that it tastes delicious then, shan't I?"
8. "I bet you got the recipe for this from eqtraders.com, didn't you? Everybody did. I wish people would discover the recipes through random experimentation, like the gods intended."
7. "I can't believe Ngreth! He promised to bug all the quests with impossible drops like Stone Beans and Shimmering Nihilite, but some of them are still solvable. It's a good thing these tradeskill trophies are failproof with a trivial of 15, or I'd be losing my shirt handing them out. No, you can't have the recipe."
6. **cries** "I'm sorry, I can't stop thinking about the thousands of poor othmir you killed to get your tailoring up high enough to make this hat."
5. "I can see that you're new at this, but the handle really does have to go on the outside of the stein."
4. "Another present for me? Sweet! I'm making a fortune reselling these in the Bazaar."
3. "Pity that the materials to make this cost a thousand platinum pieces, but you can't sell the finished product to a newbie for a nickel, isn't it?"
2. "You made THIS? I've seen better work from halfling kindergarteners! Now now, don't cry, I'll just mark it down as finished anyway. Maybe someday you'll learn how to make a proper one."
1. "Yes, what is it? Oh, yes, thank you. Sorry, my mind isn't on my work today, I'm fantasizing about my upcoming night of hot passion with Aid Grimel. We're trying to have a baby who will give out harder tradeskill quests in the next expansion."
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