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  • #16
    for the tinkering stuff

    "and this is?? o a tinkered item, let me just test it." turn in person throws the gadget in a random direction. You hear a KRAKAKABOOM come from that direction. "hrmm well its what I thought it would be."
    a large rat has been slain.
    a large rat has been slain.
    a large rat has been slain.
    a large rat has been slain.
    a large rat has been slain.
    a large rat has been slain.
    a large rat has been slain.
    a large rat has been slain.
    a moss snake has been slain.
    a large rat has been slain.
    a large rat has been slain.
    a large rat has been slain.
    a large rat has been slain.
    an orc has been slain.
    Guard soandso has been slain.

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    • #17
      ROFL, this is one of the best threads I've read in a long time.




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      • #18
        For jewelcraft task:

        "Whatsss thisss? The Preciousss? THE PRECIOUSSS! Cursed hobbitses they stoles it and we haves it back now!"

        Fletching:

        Judge Marion accepts your submission. "Ah yes, this looks like a fine specimen, but it still needs to be tested. Take this apple and place it on your head about a hundred paces, um, that way. Stand still. Very still. ... Oh dear..."

        Tailoring:

        "The workmanship on this robe is just fabulous, but tell me...does it make me look fat? Remember, you *are* being graded..."
        Durell Spider`Monkey - 70 HUM MNK - Pandemonium - Zek
        Tuis Hajidodger - 70 HUM MAG
        Bake 300T7M1 : Brew 300T7M1 : Fletch 300T7M1 : JC 300T7 : Pot 300T7M1 : Tailor 300T6M2
        Smith 300T7M2 : Fishing 195C : Research 271T5+M3 : Salvage 3
        Delgnome Pandeminimum 60 GNM SHD: Tink 300T6 : Smith 261GM3 : Salvage 1
        Wikkn Hajidodger 60 HFL DRU: Smith 260T5M3 : Tailor 247T5M3 : Salvage 1
        Bazoika Hajidodger 35 DWF BER: Smith 170
        Botumbo Rotundo 60 OGR WAR: Smith 210M3 : Tailor 0 : Salvage 1
        Abhorrentx Hajidodger 55 HEF BRD: Smith 215

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        • #19
          Misty Thicket Picnic: What? No dinner rolls? You FAIL!

          after the 10,000th turn in by various questers... "Yeah whatever, here's your scorecard... yeah whatever, here's your scorecard... Yeah whatever, here's your scorecard..."

          Just what do those npc do when they are not busy? Throwing one of the shuriken at the guards then looking innocent? Feed an old, sitting under hot sun all day for a month hero sandwiches to passing orcs and watching them drop dead from spoiled dressing?m Planning on a next year's scavenger hunt with the rings he collected by hiding them really well?

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          • #20
            I suspect "Judge Marion" is really a front for {removed}.

            Edit1: Heh, that's on the bad word filter?
            Last edited by Verdandi; 03-23-2006, 09:06 PM. Reason: Yes it's filtered because spammers would post advertising that particular site. Kindly refrain from attempting to get around the word filter, which is there for a reason.
            Durell Spider`Monkey - 70 HUM MNK - Pandemonium - Zek
            Tuis Hajidodger - 70 HUM MAG
            Bake 300T7M1 : Brew 300T7M1 : Fletch 300T7M1 : JC 300T7 : Pot 300T7M1 : Tailor 300T6M2
            Smith 300T7M2 : Fishing 195C : Research 271T5+M3 : Salvage 3
            Delgnome Pandeminimum 60 GNM SHD: Tink 300T6 : Smith 261GM3 : Salvage 1
            Wikkn Hajidodger 60 HFL DRU: Smith 260T5M3 : Tailor 247T5M3 : Salvage 1
            Bazoika Hajidodger 35 DWF BER: Smith 170
            Botumbo Rotundo 60 OGR WAR: Smith 210M3 : Tailor 0 : Salvage 1
            Abhorrentx Hajidodger 55 HEF BRD: Smith 215

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            • #21
              I can just see comments like the one from WTF comics.

              Other odd remarks...

              Brewing:
              Oh dear... what was Brodder thinking when he came up with this

              /em drinks the beverage "Hmm... no, I don't think you've got it *hic* quite right. Try again" /drunken smile

              /em passes out... leaving a scorecard to flutter to the ground

              /em offers the beverage to a wandering Deathfist Orc Pawn, who drinks it down and promptly keels over dead. "Ahh, perfect. Here's your scorecard."

              Baking
              Oh boy... I'mma gonna get me a pick-a-nick basket...

              /em eyes the sandwich warily "Umm... and how fresh were those hero parts?"

              Umm... dear, it's water for noodles, and milk for dough. Why don't you try again?

              Smithing
              /em hums 'Maxwell's Silver Hammer' while examining the weapon


              General
              Let me guess... you didn't look the recipie at EQTraders, did you?

              *sighs* Well, I guess I'll accept it if you give this note to Aid Grimel *hands you a pink flowery note coated with perfume*

              Umm... my... what a special entry. It has such... umm... character. I think I'll put this in the special entery container /em tosses it away.

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              • #22
                "I can see that you're new at this, but the handle really does have to go on the outside of the stein."

                LMAO! I was laughing so hard I was practically coughing up a lung over here, stupid chest infection
                Heyokah Shinreineko Spiritcaster
                69 Vah Shir Shaman of Maelin/Vazaelle

                252 Baking, 239 Pottery, 186 Brewing, 232 Smithing, 141 Jewelcraft, 114 Tailoring, 217 Alchemy

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by tuis
                  I suspect "Judge Marion" is really a front for {removed}.

                  Edit1: Heh, that's on the bad word filter?
                  Last edited by Verdandi : 03-23-2006 at 10:06 PM. Reason: Yes it's filtered because spammers would post advertising that particular site. Kindly refrain from attempting to get around the word filter, which is there for a reason.


                  Jokes just aren't as funny when they are censored - which is why Comedy Central is only funny after ~2am.
                  Durell Spider`Monkey - 70 HUM MNK - Pandemonium - Zek
                  Tuis Hajidodger - 70 HUM MAG
                  Bake 300T7M1 : Brew 300T7M1 : Fletch 300T7M1 : JC 300T7 : Pot 300T7M1 : Tailor 300T6M2
                  Smith 300T7M2 : Fishing 195C : Research 271T5+M3 : Salvage 3
                  Delgnome Pandeminimum 60 GNM SHD: Tink 300T6 : Smith 261GM3 : Salvage 1
                  Wikkn Hajidodger 60 HFL DRU: Smith 260T5M3 : Tailor 247T5M3 : Salvage 1
                  Bazoika Hajidodger 35 DWF BER: Smith 170
                  Botumbo Rotundo 60 OGR WAR: Smith 210M3 : Tailor 0 : Salvage 1
                  Abhorrentx Hajidodger 55 HEF BRD: Smith 215

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