Brodder's diaries completed

[Brodder FoamyMugs]

Quichon- because they didn't communicate with me and a certain person decided to fix it differently than what I'd written up (okay so it was old and mostly illegible, but that's not my fault!)


Lots of the quests I did five six seven or even eight years ago slowly made their way into the game as they found time to impliment them, but of course they had to be subtly altered or made more time consuming.

Not my intention, I just wrote stories, and wrote up quests and drinks back then. I let them do the rewards and stats.

NOT ONE OF THE DRINKS I MADE DID I HAVE INPUT INTO THE STATS OR EFFECTS!

That's not my purveyance- I do the brews out of love for my first MMORPG.
It was freelance work- sorta.
And I'm still under NDA's = well I'm honoring the original NDA's vs their diggin up the old ones and rewriting the again. Fed ex'n em to me to sign and send back...

I've been a very good dwarf about it.

The clues I gave were correct off my notes- it was that someone else had changed my notes and not informed me...

Same thing happened with hot sauces remember?

And Brodder's Cure/Brodder's Revenge as supposed to actually have real effects- but that's never been implemented. Someday maybe, but for now, getting drunk till you're fish eyed and wobbling is upto you...

Someday I'm going to write up the Tunare Blaster- causes your pants to disappear into your inventory (Or onto your mouse button if no room).

That wench stole my Gold Cleric Epic (1st epic) pants - you know the ones with + 5/6 INT on them...I was such a smarty pants that she stole them as she tossed me aside...give a dwarven cleric who drinks and dives off avian platforms and kelethin time...and he'll hit the ground intact and be back to pile on more abuse!

(Big evil grin)

Ngreth- you ever find out why Tunare stole my pants?

[Ashwith]

Note to self:
Stone beans.

Don't forget to try stone beans.

[Brodder FoamyMugs]

Note to self:
Stone beans.

Don't forget to try stone beans.

Oh you're one to try to hurt yourself here aren't you?

[Ngreth Thergn]

It looks like the ogre very sillilly forgot to add MANY things to vendors this expansion

Look for beans next patch :/

[Brodder FoamyMugs]

Brodder's comments to Ngreth sent via PM...


Okay brewers need you all to list the recipes you've parlayed out of the recipe books...(makes funny face at the Title on the book reading Broder vs Brodder).


I can start hints...but they aren't worth a hill of beans unitl those are available - and remember. Nobody Gnomes their Beans like a Gnome Gnows Beans! Err Knows...

[illana]

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I KNEW IT!!!

I spent the last two nights scouring and hailing every vendor on Faydwer as well as trying every combination of castor, stone, generic coffee, and dried vanilla bean with water, steaming water, water with Gnomish Heat Sources, etc. ad nauseam!!
I can't wait til next patch to do it all over again.

He, he silly Ogre.

[Brodder FoamyMugs]

Break down the drinks and items and cooking items (plus did I include any tinkered items into the recipe needs this time Ngreth?) here please.

The stories are posted already
And there should be several drinks and maybe a food item available from them too.

How to prep the coffee? Well we know the icon for a cup of coffee is in the game- talk to the gnomes maybe...see if Catbik's about.

There are gnomish drinks and ogrish drinks in this recipe list mostly this time.

Time to get the Brewing association cracking on these stories now...that's you guys.

[JonzeGirl]

It looks like the ogre very sillilly forgot to add MANY things to vendors this expansion

Look for beans next patch :/

Ok say THAT ten times fast. My tongue got sprained just saying it once LOL

~Clio

[Sarovic]

Any bored gnomes on Combine wanting to trade some gnomish language skill ups for crude ol' Barbarian lang skill ups...

If i'm not too busy with other stuff, I'll be glad to trade spam! lol

Sure, I can roll up a boxed gnome, but thought I'd offer

[Brodder FoamyMugs]

Halima and Baker Kosey now carry a supply of beans. (and of course, naming on diaries corrected and I know nothing about the printer having his hands get flattened in the presses. I was elsewhere. Honestly.

Okay Brewers Get cracking on my new diaries and making ogres happy as well as the cooks! (Not to mention Niami! Imagine how many halfling toes and fingers this will save, not that that would stop them buggers from begging so much)


Someone listed my entire diaries...and if folks don't discover the stuff in a month or so I'll start my poems again...well hints in prose and rhyme...

But I wrote these out fairly simply so that they should work just fine.

Need to check notes though about some other drinks and stuff though. Catbik's been bugging me about his Sour bombs and wanting something really really really concentrated.

He's seen the super sandwhiches and stuff and now wants a super beverage that has to be stored in a lead lined cask and has a place for a timer on it...

I wonder what he'd want with that?

Hmmm...

Concentrated goodness...or does he want the concentrated effects...or does he want the concentrated pure distillation in a complex helix spiral so that he can mix that with his water elemental summoning stuff to summon an alcohol elemental?

Nah. That'd be too dangerous...can you imagine the conflaguration should one of them bump into a fire elemental, campfire, or even a simple torch?

Gotta talk to him about this Gnome fixation on the "Great Big Book of Ooops" (tm) he has.

Doesn't he know with a cleric as friend, I can usually find enough of him to Rez anyway?

[Artemisia]

It looks like the ogre very sillilly forgot to add MANY things to vendors this expansion

Look for beans next patch :/

*wonders if a cute ogrette joined staff in Ngreth's office that he so forgetfull*

[Queletan]

Were the contents of the diaries posted somewhere? I tried to go get them myself but the quest giver doesn't seem to care much for Dwarves or Gnomes and is flagged so that alliance spells don't work. If I knew what faction he was on I'd try to work it up. I just don't really feel like starting a new drakkin and working his brewing up just to get the recipes.

Q

[Ngreth Thergn]

should be crystalwing... (standard Crescent faction) I will be sure of that monday.

[Queletan]

Thanks Ngreth, I'll go find something to AE tonight . I was surprised because the rest of the zone is indifferent but he's apprehensive. Second odd one I found in TSS.. one of the quest steps from the Wanderlust guild conned wrong (kept giving me the "tongue of a blithering fool") but gave me the quest steps anyway. I'll see what happens after I go destroy some stuff in Stone Hive .

Q

[Ngreth Thergn]

He is definitely the drakkin faction.

he should like you ok, but I am going ahead and setting him to a neutral faction anyway. In the meantime. do stuff for drakkin that gets you crystalwing faction and it should help.