:) Let's say Naomi goes away on a lil trip...

[Brodder FoamyMugs]

Brodder Surprise Stew

1) Find Brodder, sneak up on him and yell SURPRISE! to stun him into unconsciousness, assuming he isn't self-marinated altready (ie: drunk)
2) Sit on him till he's good and squashed
3) stick him in a pot, dump in a barrel or two of Brodder's favorite brews, some potatoes and other vegetables
4) threaten the nearest wizard to nuke & cook the pot & contents or else she'll be chopped up in the side salad.
5) probably bake the wizard into one of her famous Taelosian pastries anyways, after all, Ogres need desserts too.

Okay, not that elf is getting a spanking!!!

[Brodder FoamyMugs]

Ngreth likes his food *spicy* by the way, which is why hot-n-spicy toelings have been a favorite of his for quite a while.

And yes, "Niami" ... while spelled similary to the city of Miami, it is a variation on "Niamh" that I pronounce "knee-AHH-mee" ... think of me tickling the ogre's knee if that helps with memory.

~Mum

Sorry Den Mum...me's drunk and dat perty elfess who has dat talk show wus distracting me and me gnome scribe...at least dis one knows not tah write down everyting I be saying or tinking (burp)...

[Floosy]

He would make that old standby, Chicken Pot Pie.

First, Ogre gather needed stuffs:

1 Basilisk egg (or any other large egg)
1 Bottle of milk
1 Cup of flour
2 Vegetables
1 Aviak meat
2 MSG powder [Moldy Stale Gnome]
1 Pie Tin
1 Denmother's rolling pin
1 Smithy Hammer
1 Pot

Next, Ogre makem yummy foods:

Step 1: Combine Bottle of milk, Cup of flour, and Basilisk egg in mixing bowl.
Yield: 3 Clump of dough (amount depends on type of egg)

Step 2: Combine Aviak meat, 1 MSG powder, and Denmother's rolling pin in mixing bowl. (triv 77)
Yield: 1 Tenderized aviak meat, 1 Denmother's rolling pin
On failure yields: 1 Crushed meat, 1 Broken Denmother's rolling pin [Boy, are you gonna get it!!]

Step 3: Combine Pot, 1 MSG powder, and Smithy hammer in Forge. (triv 125)
Yield: 5 Pot shards, Smithy hammer
On failure yields: 10 Pot shards, Smithy hammer

Step 4: Combine 3 Clump of dough, 1 Tenderized aviak meat, 2 Vegetables, Pie tin, and 5 Pot shards in Oven. (triv 107)
Yield: Pie tin, 1 Chicken Pot Pie !!
On failure yields:Pie tin, 1 Generic food ting. ["Fail? What dat? Me eatum anyting!!"]

F.

[Disclaimer: Actually synthetic Soy-aviak was used in this recipe. No animals were harmed in the making of this pie.]