:) Let's say Naomi goes away on a lil trip...

[Brodder FoamyMugs]

What would Ngreth cook? What woudl he shove into a pie and try to bake.
Note it'd have to be simple (as would clean up of evidence).

"I tink dem clothes der for ju to fix hun. . . honest. Dey say dey back...(BURP!) in twenty four hours or so. (Ogre Giggle)"

I figure basic dough is easy enough for Ngreth and he's been washing dishes since forever. (I think he'd kiss and promise not to eat gnomes for a while or at least not punt them- if they could make an automatic dish washer that worked and didn't explode).

Be creative and be funny. Come up with the story line too if you wish.
Remember he's an OGRE, but he's a trained ogre...when the RPOD is about.

[Verdandi]

*cough* Niami *cough*

[Qaladar Bragollach]

Ngreth is dating a supermodel? I thought he was married or something.

[Doremi]

What would Ngreth cook? What woudl he shove into a pie and try to bake.
Note it'd have to be simple (as would clean up of evidence).

"I tink dem clothes der for ju to fix hun. . . honest. Dey say dey back...(BURP!) in twenty four hours or so. (Ogre Giggle)"

I figure basic dough is easy enough for Ngreth and he's been washing dishes since forever. (I think he'd kiss and promise not to eat gnomes for a while or at least not punt them- if they could make an automatic dish washer that worked and didn't explode).

Be creative and be funny. Come up with the story line too if you wish.
Remember he's an OGRE, but he's a trained ogre...when the RPOD is about.

Halflingburgers - just squeeze 'em until they're pasty, then you can cook 'em or not, as your heart desires. 2 x Halfling Parts + 1 x Onion + 1 x Garlic, for that special breath the ogresses love...

Trash Salad - 3 x A Stinking Pile of Refuse + 1 x Creeper Cabbage + 1 x Lemon + 2 x Vinegar (no oil, because ogres like it SOUR!), in a Mixing Bowl

Gnome Poppers (or Gnome Chompskies?) - 1 x Gnome Meat + 1 x Non Stick Frying Pan + 1 x Bread Crumbs + 1 x Gouda Cheese, makes 3

[Maevenniia]

Brodder Surprise Stew

1) Find Brodder, sneak up on him and yell SURPRISE! to stun him into unconsciousness, assuming he isn't self-marinated altready (ie: drunk)
2) Sit on him till he's good and squashed
3) stick him in a pot, dump in a barrel or two of Brodder's favorite brews, some potatoes and other vegetables
4) threaten the nearest wizard to nuke & cook the pot & contents or else she'll be chopped up in the side salad.
5) probably bake the wizard into one of her famous Taelosian pastries anyways, after all, Ogres need desserts too.

[KyrosKrane]

Gnome Chompskies

LMAO!!! Now that's just wrong. =)

How long have you been waiting to use that?

[Quichon]

I only shudder to think what Ngreth might cook up with the Denmom away...

Anymeat Pie

Dis is da ogre special pie. Dis da one dat de stinkin leezard monk stole found. It r gud.

firstest youse gets de dough. dat's simple. Bash da snake in de head reeely gud an de eggses pops out de odder end. Get de flour. Lots places sell flour. Make sure it de white powdery kind, not de funny-smelling plant kind. Den jouse need milk. Lots people sell milk. It white liquid, comes in glass bottles. Pour the bottle of milk in de flour an' let it all soak in. Den jouse bash de eggs into de milky flour. Bash gud until it all sticky and even.

Now get de pie tin. It metal and pie-shaped. Put de dough in de pie tin and push it on the sides. Make sure you have enough to spread on top. Don' use da rollin' pin, though... da Denmom gets mad when you touch her pin.

Now jouse get da meat. It not matter what meat it is, it all do gud. Just bash it dead an carve out a chunk an toss it in.

Oh yea, youse needs odder tings tu. Get a potato from Rujark Hills. Dis be hard, may have to steal some from Denmom. Hope she don't find out. And some carrots, dem r gud tu. Oh, and cabbage, dat nice. An' garlic, an' onions ta make your breath all nice. An den youse makes de super-secret sauce. It my own blend of spices and sauces, but de secret ingredient is de swamp water from back home.

Den you close it over wit da rest o da dough and put in de oven to cook. Cook until de dough is nice and brown and not all sticky.

[Ngreth Thergn]

heh

[Diani]

Doh...as if men suddenly start cooking when the woman is away from home....no way...
Ngreth orders a familysized gnomepizza of course

[Itek]

/sigh ...

Troll (board troll) stew ...

Troll parts + tears of druzil + powder of ro (flames) + bone chips (thread necromancy) combined in a pot.

Miraculous meal (serves the entire community until we choke)
+25 flame resist
+25 cold resist
-30 Int
-30 Wis
(perhaps 41% worn haste, the frenzy induced from combating board trolls) J/K
weight 30.0

[Zolina]

Deep Fried Goulash of Frustration:
1 Blessed Coldain Prayer Shawl
1 Signet of the Arcane
1 Bristlebane's Challenge
1 Stone Beans
1 Lightning Core
1 Ambleshift's Amazing Automated Amalgamator

Deep fry in an Odyllic Vial (not returned on combine) filled with 100,000 celestial essences.

[Grants]

Deep Fried Goulash of Frustration:
1 Blessed Coldain Prayer Shawl
1 Signet of the Arcane
1 Bristlebane's Challenge
1 Stone Beans
1 Lightning Core
1 Ambleshift's Amazing Automated Amalgamator

Deep fry in an Odyllic Vial (not returned on combine) filled with 100,000 celestial essences.

lol!

[Niami DenMother]

Ngreth likes his food *spicy* by the way, which is why hot-n-spicy toelings have been a favorite of his for quite a while.

And yes, "Niami" ... while spelled similary to the city of Miami, it is a variation on "Niamh" that I pronounce "knee-AHH-mee" ... think of me tickling the ogre's knee if that helps with memory.

~Mum

[Nolrog]

What would Ngreth cook? What woudl he shove into a pie and try to bake.

I know what Ngreth would make. Take out orders and/or reservations.

[Nolrog]

... think of me tickling the ogre's knee if that helps with memory.

Oh man. Thanks for the visual on that one.