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  • You'll get no sympathy here!

    In the spirit of a lark, I'm posting something I find amusing. I'd prefer you keep your responses to one a thread and try not to derail it too much (/point Sanna). I'm presenting this in a sense of amusement mostly.

    You'll get no sympathy when....


    You complain to a shaman about how much you have to pay for your spells.

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    Re: You'll get no sympathy here!

    Originally posted by kiztent
    You'll get no sympathy when....

    You complain to a shaman about how much you have to pay for your spells.
    SO true! How about when...

    You complain to a tradeskiller that you are out of bank space.
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    • #3
      when you ask a necro for a port to bind and get sacrificed.

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      • #4
        When you complain to a druid or cleric "People just won't leave me alone!"

        When you complain to a druid or monk "It's just so hard to find a group!"

        When you're an enchanter complaining "You have so much advantage in tradeskills!"

        When you complain to an enchanter 'I so badly need a ninth spell gem!"

        When you complain to a warrior "It's so hard to solo since I hit 50!"

        When you complain to an ogre or troll "I can't seem to get my INT or WIS up high enough to tradeskill!"

        When you complain to a monk "I am *so* broke!"
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        • #5
          When you complain that "Everquest" doesn't follow "reality / logic."
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          • #6
            When you complain, "They make these doorways too small!" to an ogre or troll (sometimes even a barbarian or Vah Shir!)
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            • #7
              ... when you complain to a Cleric that XYZ spell requires Pearls, Bat Wings or Fish Scales as a reagent.

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              • #8
                when you complain about your last 2 points in brewing being so hard to get.

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                • #9
                  when someone complains how hard it is to get tailoring to 220

                  ("ha! try it with just velious, punk!")


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                  • #10
                    You complain to an erudite(/barbarian/human) about how dark it is at night.

                    You complain to an erudite about how expensive your cultural is.
                    You complain to a troll about how bad your cultural is.
                    You complain to a half-elf/vah shir/froglok about cultural at all.
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                    • #11
                      when you complain to a tradeskiller that his goods are priced to high when your charging 50pp for a spider silk.
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                      • #12
                        /injured-gasp. I do not derail threads!
                        .... that much.
                        ........ or that often.




                        You'll get absolutely no sympathy when...

                        you complain that your horse's head takes up too much screen room, or that it bobs, or that you can't duck out of spells when on a horse/drogmar.



                        you should sell back the bridle/drum, and give me half the plat. /nod.

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                        • #13
                          You'll Certainly Get No Sympathy...

                          ...when you complain to a baker about subcombines.

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                          • #14
                            When you complain to a druid or cleric "People just won't leave me alone!"
                            Comming from a level 60+ enchater, I think that would be a fair statement though.

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                            • #15
                              When you complain to a Smith or Tailor about how hard it is to raise Brewing

                              When you are 25 and complain to a shaman about how hard it is to raise a trade skill (Think Alchemy).
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