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Alas, I know but 1 cheesy energizer bunny joke, and it can not be related in mixed company.
Backwards?
-Lilosh
Venerable Noishpa Taltos , Planar Druid, Educated Halfling, and GM Baker.
President and Founder of the Loudmouthed Sarcastic Halflings Society
Also, Smalltim
So take the fact of having a dirty mind as proof that you are world-savvy; it's not a flaw, it's an asset, if nothing else, it's a defense - Sanna
I once had someone convinced that if you put the battery in the clock in backwards the clock would run backwards. It lasted until she realized that you CAN'T put a nine-volt battery in backwards (that's what this particular clock took).
Morani
Wanderer of Tunare,
Protector of The Mother's children.
once had someone convinced that if you put the battery in the clock in backwards the clock would run backwards. It lasted until she realized that you CAN'T put a nine-volt battery in backwards (that's what this particular clock took).
I know this wouldn't work with that paticular clock, but there are clocks that will run backwards with the battery in backwards. My science teacher kept the battery in his clocks in backwards just to make us all think anytime we looked at the clock
The only clock that was battery operated in the house was the one that ran off a nine volt. A pack of batteries where bought specifically for that clock because it was the only nine-volt battery driven devise in the house and the "convincing" happened while she had the nine-volt in her hand and was about to change said battery.
She was better than another friend of mine though who fell for "speaker bearings".
Morani
Wanderer of Tunare,
Protector of The Mother's children.
Speaker bearings? Are those sold by the same company that carries Tartan Paint, Left-handed smoke shifters, Bacon stretchers, Room enlargers, and Sky hooks?
My friends and I in college almost set up a website for the Ideal Physics company, maker of massless metal, frictionless surfaces and (cough) totally rigid bodies.
Because they have _______ ______ (A bathroom item commonly used for removing makeup)
(hint: first word is a common fiber used in fabrics. Second word could be paired with foot, base, soccer, or many other sports terms).
Bah, trying to tell a dirty joke without violating board policy is tough. Probably not funny this way.
And probably still not allowed by the Mods.
-Lilosh
Venerable Noishpa Taltos , Planar Druid, Educated Halfling, and GM Baker.
President and Founder of the Loudmouthed Sarcastic Halflings Society
Also, Smalltim
So take the fact of having a dirty mind as proof that you are world-savvy; it's not a flaw, it's an asset, if nothing else, it's a defense - Sanna
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