Poor bunny.

[Gargazon]

It seems that the energizer bunny got himself arrested last night. I haven't heard the full details yet, but he has been charged with battery.

[Dunthor Warsmith]

{shakes head and sighs}

:roll:

[kiztent]

I heard it was for a huge accounting scandal at his line of surplus cold weather camping gear stores.

Surely, you've heard of the store "winter of discount tents"?

[Delfontes]

Alas, I know but 1 cheesy energizer bunny joke, and it can not be related in mixed company.

[Lilosh]

Alas, I know but 1 cheesy energizer bunny joke, and it can not be related in mixed company.

Backwards?


-Lilosh

[Nhin Impious]

I see Lilosh has given us the 1-second version of the joke.

Nhinx Impious
"A dyslexic man walked into a bra"

[Delfontes]

hehehe, yeah, guess it was a popular joke

[Moonlilly]

Bunnies
More Bunnies
You say that like it's a bad thing
Menace

More to come...

[Morani]

I once had someone convinced that if you put the battery in the clock in backwards the clock would run backwards. It lasted until she realized that you CAN'T put a nine-volt battery in backwards (that's what this particular clock took).

[Tebyen Trueheart]

once had someone convinced that if you put the battery in the clock in backwards the clock would run backwards. It lasted until she realized that you CAN'T put a nine-volt battery in backwards (that's what this particular clock took).

I know this wouldn't work with that paticular clock, but there are clocks that will run backwards with the battery in backwards. My science teacher kept the battery in his clocks in backwards just to make us all think anytime we looked at the clock

[Morani]

The only clock that was battery operated in the house was the one that ran off a nine volt. A pack of batteries where bought specifically for that clock because it was the only nine-volt battery driven devise in the house and the "convincing" happened while she had the nine-volt in her hand and was about to change said battery.

She was better than another friend of mine though who fell for "speaker bearings".

[Quinner Sparrowhawk]

Speaker bearings? Are those sold by the same company that carries Tartan Paint, Left-handed smoke shifters, Bacon stretchers, Room enlargers, and Sky hooks?

[Heartsong_Steelsoul]

My friends and I in college almost set up a website for the Ideal Physics company, maker of massless metal, frictionless surfaces and (cough) totally rigid bodies.

[xaanru]

And I thought the joke was:

Why can't you hear rabbits having sex?

Because they have _______ ______ (A bathroom item commonly used for removing makeup)

(hint: first word is a common fiber used in fabrics. Second word could be paired with foot, base, soccer, or many other sports terms).

Bah, trying to tell a dirty joke without violating board policy is tough. Probably not funny this way.

[Lilosh]

And I thought the joke was:

Why can't you hear rabbits having sex?

Because they have _______ ______ (A bathroom item commonly used for removing makeup)

(hint: first word is a common fiber used in fabrics. Second word could be paired with foot, base, soccer, or many other sports terms).

Bah, trying to tell a dirty joke without violating board policy is tough. Probably not funny this way.

And probably still not allowed by the Mods.


-Lilosh