This was emailed to me and the sad part is Im in California and I can truley relate to most of this lol
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You know you are in California when
Not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, & Texan
jokes... You know you're in California when......
1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2 You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on
a conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose
ring, and is named Breeze.
5. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a
sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee
beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
Ethiopian.
8 You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
9. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
10. A really great parking space can totally move you to
tears.
11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV
broadcast.
12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in
the U.S.
13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and
crotchless chaps. You don't even notice.
14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks wearing
the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS
George Clooney.
15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the
woman who delivers your mail is into S&M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in
drag.
17. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
18. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on
every news station: "STORM WATCH 2003."
19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because
Billy Banks himself is teaching the
4:00pm Tae Bo class.
20. You pass an elementary school playground and the
children are all busy with their cells or
pagers.
21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for
work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
23. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
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You know you are in California when
Not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, & Texan
jokes... You know you're in California when......
1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
2 You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on
a conversation in English.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose
ring, and is named Breeze.
5. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a
sperm donor.
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee
beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
Ethiopian.
8 You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
9. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
10. A really great parking space can totally move you to
tears.
11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV
broadcast.
12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in
the U.S.
13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and
crotchless chaps. You don't even notice.
14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks wearing
the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS
George Clooney.
15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the
woman who delivers your mail is into S&M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in
drag.
17. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
18. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on
every news station: "STORM WATCH 2003."
19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because
Billy Banks himself is teaching the
4:00pm Tae Bo class.
20. You pass an elementary school playground and the
children are all busy with their cells or
pagers.
21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for
work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
23. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
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