Troll Cultural Oven Found Yet???

[Cigarskunk]

I know that the forge has been located, but has anyone seen our oven?

[Lilosh]

I wouldn't be suprised if, being unused, Sony decided to lose it in the move.


Just a guess, though.


-Lilosh

[Cigarskunk]

Erf - I was hoping that they wouldn't try something slimey like that.

[Yalum]

Why would you want it? It's not good for anything except confusing newbies trying to learn baking (I will never forgive the Ak'anon cultural forge for eating my rusty rapier :P).

[Niami DenMother]

{nudges the skunk} It's not "slimey" to remove something that's had absolutely no use. (Unless you count upsetting and perplexing many trolls as a use!)

I'd take it more as a rather strong hint that, regardless of <i>extremely</i> old comments about them <i>wanting</i> to put in troll cultural baking, that it's not going to happen anytime soon, if at all. I'd suspect that most of us figured that reality out over a year ago, though, so it's just seen as the removal of a stray piece of unused furniture.

{peers at Cirgarskunk} Or had you been using it to spare halfling parts and the like?

[Lilosh]

Besides, everyone knows.


Halfling > Trolls when it comes to baking.
We like to eat, and we love to cook.



/em goes off to look for the new Vale Oven.


-Lilosh

[Niami DenMother]

{gibbers, and tries to defuse what could easily turn flammable}

Before someone goes haring off on what is meant to be a joke by our halfling prankster, Lilosh, there is NO halfling cultural oven. There is currently NO cultural oven period, to my knowledge.

Let's leave it at "We've heard nothing that indicates that there is ANY cultural baking in the works. If we hear anything, we'll let you know. Until then, well-mannered discussion can continue here, kvetching, griping, etc. goes in the usual spot (Primal Scream)."

[Lilosh]

You ruin all my fun Denmom. *pout*


*hug the denmom* But I still like you anyway!


-Lilosh

[Cigarskunk]

{nudges the skunk} It's not "slimey" to remove something that's had absolutely no use. (Unless you count upsetting and perplexing many trolls as a use!)

I'd take it more as a rather strong hint that, regardless of <i>extremely</i> old comments about them <i>wanting</i> to put in troll cultural baking, that it's not going to happen anytime soon, if at all. I'd suspect that most of us figured that reality out over a year ago, though, so it's just seen as the removal of a stray piece of unused furniture.

Figuring out and accepting a reality are two different things Mom - I didn't GM baking with my troll for nothing - I figure that if I keep on this then we should have troll cultural baking by 2005, 2006 at the latest.

{peers at Cirgarskunk} Or had you been using it to spare halfling parts and the like?

/em whistles innocently

[unoeye]

Pretty sure halflings make better ingredients than bakers

Unoeye Fleshwound
55 Luminary Troll Shammy
*Halfling meat pies anyone?*

[Lilosh]

Pretty sure halflings make better ingredients than bakers

Unoeye Fleshwound
55 Luminary Troll Shammy
*Halfling meat pies anyone?*

So predictable. :-(


Horrible tasting,
-Lilosh

[Cigarskunk]

Frag the halflings - I'm making some pickled frog.

[kiztent]

Pretty sure halflings make better ingredients than bakers

Too fatty.

[unoeye]

They should at least add a fresh slew of frog-part based reciepes! That might finally put a small smile on my sad troll face.

I still want my cave back. Stupit frogs.

Unoeye

[Phabos]

They should at least add a fresh slew of frog-part based reciepes!

They do.

Troll meat, vinegar, jug of sauces...

Whoops, wrong recipe book... ops:

/e looks innocent and retreats to oven



Phabos
Drunken Paladin of Brell
Tarew Marr
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