Brodder's unstable Vintages...

[Brodder FoamyMugs]

Take 1 each type of port wine of his. (i.e faydwer port)
add in 2 vials liquified mana
add in 2 shots of hot sauce or two hot peppers
in cask.

Shake well- hope you don't blow up.

Distill with 4 bottles
Get 2-4 bottles of unstable wine brandy

Take 8 bottles unstable wine brandy
makes 1 cask unstable wind brandy.

Take 4 casks of unstable brandy
Add ghost powder from unrest= kill ghosts for this drop
add moon dust from Luclin - bought or spawn in any luclin cave
add two superior lichen spirits (superiorn gnome spirits).

Makes Brodder's Aged Explosive Drink 1 cask
Combine with bottles to get 8 bottles.


Combine bottle with rag in gnomish tool box +(shovel and torch and flint wheel lock igniter. = Launcher ) = launcher loaded range medium.
Effect on target if launched stacking fire dot (more bottles used the more it burns) can burn in vaccuum. Or use mini catapults to launch rag+ bottle (have to have a torch in one hand too).


If drunk best have alcohol tolerance over 200 or take internal damage if more than shot at a time, uneless yer a dwarf.


DO NOT MIX Brodder's Unstabble POrt Brandy with OGRE BEAN BEER by any means///


This recipe is a conession for his companion The GNome Mage Tinker Catbik who wanted a beverage that could double as a weapon for gnomes...fireballs with out mana and something that can really warm the toes and melt frost for them deep ice adventrures...

Secondary effect on consumer 1-2 pt heat shield + 4/5% vs cold.

LOw to medium tinkerig and brewing skills for this quest...


Produce enough ammo for a rogue tinker army in an instance- blow away x number of goblins and orcs in a set amount of time from a safe ledge...safe that is until one of the gnomes says's "OOOPS" and ceiling collapses and causes a part of the heated celiling to fall and create a ramp upto your testing area...run out or clear all the gobbers and orcs first and save the lab techs.


I think ackanon can use 3-5 seperate lab instances where testing certain devices can be done- volunteer adventurers needed, with promise of at least a foot note in the the "Great big Book of Oops" if things go wrong...

Suggest each instance be for a set grouping of levels 1-10/11-20/21-30 . . . etc.

Fun for those that live on the isle of faydwer...

Thoughts?

Should I develpop the quests and recipes and stories or not?


B.

[Brodder FoamyMugs]

can anyone else come up with more Brodder Boom Boomsor create their own...aka very volatile beverages?

[Maevenniia]

uncork a bottle of Fizzlepop, put it in a spherical bottle designed to shatter on impact, toss in a few extra Soda powders, and some metal bits, shake vigourously and throw.

Will shatter on imact and cause shrapnel damage.

[Gaeastar]

Star's Flaming Ice

Do not shake has been known to explode

Take 2 habenero peppers to add a hot touch
add 1 bottles of 2x2x dwarven ale for seasoning
1 vegetable oil to help it hold the flame
1 firewater for flavor
and 1 vial of mana so the oil will mix with the booze and firewater
1 chunk of ice shaved into drink
a spider silk fuse made by combining 4 silk threads in sewing kit
Then just before you are ready to use or drink it light fuse with a gnomish heat source

[Beriberi]

Add some metal bits for shrapnel...


Beri

[Brodder FoamyMugs]

THing is this must be consumeable too...

Now if the bottle is covered in armoring designed to fracture easily and look cool to the warriors and gnomes out there...then that's one thing.

If it's a beverage you'f only feed to your metal reclamation unit. It won't make it.

Here's another suggested beverage


Dragon SPIT- tired of them draconians showing off their powers and messing up the pubs?
SHow them you can do them one better!

Take four types of spider webs (any four as long as they are different types).
Take one vial of liquified mana
take two vials of superior lichen spirits (that's superior gnomish spirits) (save salve for the burn ointments or polishing armor)
One flavor ingredient that's magical in nature. Suggest Dragon oil here- to not only protect the mouth, but when spit adds to flame!

Produces one vial of sticky volatile (make up name here)...that really tastes horrid but allows a short ranged fire breath (cone 30 feet in length) that sticks to all in range for a short period of time (3 rds or so dot? stickiness?).
Burns magically.
Loved by Fire elementals and makes them burn brighter for 2d6 rounds or heal faster. (as well as act a lil drunk!)
Turns water elementals into steam elementals and then disperses them...(minor ones only)
Mud elementals become lava then earth elementals for 1-3 rds then 1-4 rds (behind runnyeye in the maze where mud men predominate)

This weapon doens't care about friend or foe...watch where you drink this nasty concoction.
Mixing with fizzlepop to help expel contents got Braptt Largebelly his own entry into the GREAT BIG BOOK OF OOPS when he got stuck inside the broom closet with only a lit candle as his companion. His surprise failed as planned, but the ensuing explosion and rockfall provided plenty of excitement.

Mix the above with True fizzlepop concentrate will double the range or the fire spitting.

Effects on draconians range by type, but seem to have the same effect as bean beer and heavy alcohol consumption around open flames do. Something is defeinitely wrong with their sense of humor, but as long as trolls and ogres aim at each other there's no problem here as noticed by Brodder.

Testing effects with bear beer and Blaze in a bottle and double fizzlepop concentrate next week on cornflunk...will have druids handy to gather the pieces if need be...if not I'll be there to rez them after I stop laughing.

[Maevenniia]

Draconic Essence

No longer has a tradeskill use now that Alchemy was revamped.

Same goes for Drak Saliva / Mature Drake Saliva, and BAsilisk Saliva / Mature Basilisk Saliva