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From what people tell me, perhaps we should have a Fruit Cake.
It would have to be Unedible.
And there can be only one. Everyone should pass it around for christmas.
-Lilosh
Venerable Noishpa Taltos , Planar Druid, Educated Halfling, and GM Baker.
President and Founder of the Loudmouthed Sarcastic Halflings Society
Also, Smalltim
So take the fact of having a dirty mind as proof that you are world-savvy; it's not a flaw, it's an asset, if nothing else, it's a defense - Sanna
Why does everyone hate fruit cake, though I must admit I feel like a cannibal when I eat it.
Motaris Crimsonwood - Cleric Of Mithanial Marr
Ahlyssa Leafwalker - Druid of Tunare/GM Baker (203)
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I grew up never understanding why folks made so many fruitcake jokes. My mom made fantastic fruitcakes every year, and aged them for months before we ate them. I grew up thinking that all fruitcakes were that yummy, and that folks who didn't like fruitcake were just ... odd.
Then I had the misfortune to try a store-bought fruitcake one year. {shudder} BLEARGH!!
I also grew up on really good fruit cake but have had some bad experiences since then. Perhapes the unedible, 1H blunt weapon should be what you get on a failed combine
Cerrena Sweetbuns
Warrior - Baker
If it won't make good pie then it'll make nice cookware.
I've always thought that failure on Cookies should result in a throwing weapon ... "Burnt Cookie-Shaped Shuriken, Dmg 5, -5 CHA" or some such. Perhaps with additional poison damage? ^_^
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