Does the Boredom ever end? (Part III, I guess)

[Quesci]

I can't get a handle on this song, but then I am not really familiar with the original song beyond the few lines I hear in commercials or whatnot (I had to remember the scene from Wayne's World to even remember a part of the song).

How about:
Paradise by the Dashboard Lights or
American Pie or
Unchained Melody

[Cubwynn]

I have a guildmate whose sole purpose, it seems, is to make song parodies of me.

one of my favorites: (sung to Copacabana by Barry Manilow)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Copa. Copacabana.

His name was Cubwynn. He was a chanter.
With yellow feathers in his hair and a robe cut down to there.
He would be sassy and craft some jewelry.
And while he tried to level fast,
He taunted everyone who passed
Across the western plain,
He caused such awful pain.
He was young and he was a High Elf
But he was quite insane.

At the Copa, Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest spot in North Karana (here)
At the Copa, Copacabana
Mezzin’ and Tashin’ were always in fashion
At the Copa....he’d cast his spells..

His name’s Athairic. He was a Mooar.
He was escorted to his chair, he saw Cubwynn casting there
And when Cub finished, he walked on over,
But Cubwynn taunted him a lot,
Athairic cast a potent DoT
And then the punches flew.
An udder split in two.
There was blood and a final battle
But just who spanked who?

At the Copa, Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest spot in North Karana (here)
At the Copa, Copacabana
Mezzin’ and Tashin’ were always in fashion
At the Copa....he cast a spell.

Copa... Copacabana... Mezzin’ and Tashin’... always the fashion...

His name was Cubwynn, he was a chanter,
He isn’t sassy anymore, just a broken, buffing whore.
Now it's a dungeon, but not for Cubwynn,
Still in the robe he used to wear,
Faded feathers in his hair.
He sits there with no grin.
And fills himself with gin.
He lost a level and he killed Athairic,
Now he channels Klang-far-ben.

At the Copa, Copacabana (Copacabana)
The hottest spot in North Karana (here)
At the Copa, Copacabana
Mezzin’ and Tashin’ were always in fashion
At the Copa....don't cast your spells..

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it's a good thing he's my best friend :P *giggle*

[Lilosh]

His name was Cubwynn, he was a chanter,
He isn’t sassy anymore, just a broken, buffing whore.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am still singing this.

-Lilosh

[Morani]

That was FUNNY Cubwynn. Turned out better than I thought it would too.

[Cubwynn]

There are a lot more where that came from, unfortunately :roll:

(once again, I reiterate that this is written by my closest friend 8) )
The following is to the tune "Y.M.C.A." by the Village People.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Cubwynn, you’re an elf on the go
I said, Cubwynn, you’re a mind buffing ho
I said, Cubwynn, you run just like a girl
There's no need to be unhappy

Cubwynn, there's a spell you can cast
I said, Cubwynn, cast it first and not last
It will help you, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to not die this time.

So won’t you cast T.A.S.H.
So won’t you cast T.A.S.H.
You can debuff the mobs. You can let all the spells land.
With your udder you look so grand.

So won’t you cast T.A.S.H.
So won’t you cast T.A.S.H.
You can help out group.
You can help save the day
But that robe makes you look really gay.

Cubwynn, Are you listening to me?
I said, Cubwynn, let your inner elf free
I said, Cubwynn, you can make real your dreams,
but you've got to know this one thing.

Ginsu, he’s your invisible friend
I said, Cubwynn, he’ll be there to the end
He can help you in those really tight spots
Just be sure to cast a few dots.

So won’t you cast T.A.S.H.
So won’t you cast T.A.S.H.
You can debuff the mobs. You can let all the spells land.
With your udder you look so grand.

So won’t you cast T.A.S.H.
So won’t you cast T.A.S.H.
You can help out group.
You can help save the day
But that robe makes you look really gay.

Cubwynn, I was once in your shoes,
I said, I was down and out with the blues
The Tribunal, picked me up off the ground
And gave me spells to cast around

And from that point, I knew of a plan
I’m a Mooar, and I must take a stand
So you must use your spells and help yourself out
Please don’t sit there and whine and pout.

So won’t you cast T.A.S.H.
So won’t you cast T.A.S.H.
You can debuff the mobs. You can let all the spells land.
With your udder you look so grand.

So won’t you cast T.A.S.H.
So won’t you cast T.A.S.H.
You can help out group.
You can help save the day
But that robe makes you look really gay.

T.A.S.H.
T.A.S.H.
T.A.S.H.

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My original response from our guild board:

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I am so going to beat your hide, Athairic.

[Lilosh]

That's amazing.

I am humbled.

*opens up the parody work forced him to put aside*

-Lilosh