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Wow, training is SOOO Boring. I am the guy in class who alwqays has my stuff done first, and I get to sit while everyone else finishes.
So I composed another monstrosity. It's not as widely known as Baby Got Back, but I hope you enjoy it.
(To the tune of Piano Man, by Billy Joel)
Uber Man
by Bully Joke.
There's MGB KEI in the nexus.
Newbie come out like rats.
I see some guy standing next to me,
Asking me If I "got any plats?"
He says :
"D00d do u have a kewl swrod 4 me?
Im new and ur uber and rich!
And if you dont give me what I want from you
Then I'll just annoy you and (*Female Dog Word here*)"
LOL.....OL.....
OL...L.... OL...
GIMME SOME PLATS, UR TEH UBAR MAN
GIMME SOME PLATS, P L Z
CUZ I NEED SOME PP FOR MY NEWBIE SPELLZ
SO DONT BE A JERK MAN, HELP ME.
Dar Forager Lumm is a friend of mine.
He forages shrooms for me.
He might have scaled legs, but he gets me some eggs
Just as long as I know they're not free!
He says
"Noishpa, How you seen my selection?
You look like you could use a wok!
And I'll sell them quite cheap, with your opal steins
I also have weapons that proc!"
LOL.....OL.....
OL...L.... OL...
GIMME SOME PLATS, UR TEH UBAR MAN
GIMME SOME PLATS, P L Z
CUZ I NEED SOME PP FOR MY NEWBIE SPELLZ
SO DONT BE A JERK MAN, HELP ME.
Now Grobb was a smelly, but friendly place.... Until the frogs came, and renamed.
And I'm heading to Paineel, to pick up some Fine Steel, from guards who will quickly be maimed.
And the newbies are saving their plague rat tails, as a moss snake slowly gets owned.
Yes these erudites soon will be in the planes, and the graveyards will contain their bones.
(Chorus.... You know the deal)
It's a pretty fun game, I like playing it.
And then my friends give me a pout.
Cause they think I ignore, their attempts from my door,
To get me to sometimes go out.
But the Rivervale music is calling me,
and the new spells effects leave me wowed.
And my friends send me tells, from their Gateways and Dells,
Telling me they are laughing out loud.
(Final repeat of the chorus)
See, I finished this one. Does it suck?
-Lilosh
So I composed another monstrosity. It's not as widely known as Baby Got Back, but I hope you enjoy it.
(To the tune of Piano Man, by Billy Joel)
Uber Man
by Bully Joke.
There's MGB KEI in the nexus.
Newbie come out like rats.
I see some guy standing next to me,
Asking me If I "got any plats?"
He says :
"D00d do u have a kewl swrod 4 me?
Im new and ur uber and rich!
And if you dont give me what I want from you
Then I'll just annoy you and (*Female Dog Word here*)"
LOL.....OL.....
OL...L.... OL...
GIMME SOME PLATS, UR TEH UBAR MAN
GIMME SOME PLATS, P L Z
CUZ I NEED SOME PP FOR MY NEWBIE SPELLZ
SO DONT BE A JERK MAN, HELP ME.
Dar Forager Lumm is a friend of mine.
He forages shrooms for me.
He might have scaled legs, but he gets me some eggs
Just as long as I know they're not free!
He says
"Noishpa, How you seen my selection?
You look like you could use a wok!
And I'll sell them quite cheap, with your opal steins
I also have weapons that proc!"
LOL.....OL.....
OL...L.... OL...
GIMME SOME PLATS, UR TEH UBAR MAN
GIMME SOME PLATS, P L Z
CUZ I NEED SOME PP FOR MY NEWBIE SPELLZ
SO DONT BE A JERK MAN, HELP ME.
Now Grobb was a smelly, but friendly place.... Until the frogs came, and renamed.
And I'm heading to Paineel, to pick up some Fine Steel, from guards who will quickly be maimed.
And the newbies are saving their plague rat tails, as a moss snake slowly gets owned.
Yes these erudites soon will be in the planes, and the graveyards will contain their bones.
(Chorus.... You know the deal)
It's a pretty fun game, I like playing it.
And then my friends give me a pout.
Cause they think I ignore, their attempts from my door,
To get me to sometimes go out.
But the Rivervale music is calling me,
and the new spells effects leave me wowed.
And my friends send me tells, from their Gateways and Dells,
Telling me they are laughing out loud.
(Final repeat of the chorus)
See, I finished this one. Does it suck?
-Lilosh
I love it!
.
. Retired
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