I was bored at work, and this hideous beast was born.

[Lilosh]

My third day at my new job, and training was boriung, so this got written down. I hope nobody is offended, but alot of thought went into this.

Inspired partially by Jobril

Inky got Back
by Sure Jokesalot


Oh My god , Tovax... Look at her butt.
It is so blue.
She looks like one of those Shadowknights Girlfriends.
Who understands those Shadowknights anyway.
They only talk to her because she looks like a total blueberry.
I mean, her butt! It's so dark. It's navy..
Its just so..... BLUE!


I like Blue Butts and I can not lie.
You other dark elves can't deny. When a girl walks in with a blood covered mace, and a blue thing in your face, she casts STUN.
Want to turn around and run, but her spell has got you stuck.

Deep in the Mail she's wearing, She's blue and I can't stop staring
Oh man, guys, I want to group with her.
And taunt the monster.

My guildies tried to warn me, But her DS spell makes ME SO THORNY!

Oh, evil blue skin, you say you want to get in my raid?
Then help me, /tell me, cause you aint no average N00b.

I saw her healing... To heck with Kill Stealing. She's fast, crass, and dirty as a fetid bass.

I'm tired of dark elf queens, saying dead things are the thing. Take the average dark elf, and ask him that, she gotta pack blue back.

So Inkies? YEAH? Inkies? YEAH?
Do your women have blue butts? HECK YEAH!
Then show em, SHOW EM, show em, SHOW EM,
Show those navy butts. Inky got back.

Felwithe Face with a Neriak Booty.
Felwithe Face with a Neriak Booty.

I apologize. More may follow, but I'm already pained enough by the painful comedy of what I wrote.


-Lilosh

[Sinuuyanea Nocturne]

...READY THE DARK CHAO WALKER!
<center><img src=http://www.boomspeed.com/sinuuyanea/darkchaowalkerwip.gif alt="Weapons systems online! Terminate! TERMINATE!!"></center>

Leave nothing but ASHES!!

[Phabos]

My friend... You have WAY too much time on your hands...

Actually, I think both of you have too much time on your hands...

Nice work on the "song" Lilosh.

And that is an awesome graphic Sinu.


Phabos Aphsion
Impressed (and a little Disturbed) Paladin of Brell
Tarew Marr

[Delfontes]

Well um....

Congrats on the new job!!

[Grimina]

Lilosh sweetie...you need more sunlight

*glances askance at Sinuu* STOP THAT!! You're scaring the children and small farm animals! :shock:

Grimmy

*hides under a rock somewhere nice and safe*

[KyrosKrane]

LOL!!

Fantastic, Lilosh.

You should post that on the /GU comics forum. They have an ongoing thing there about blue butts in Woody's work.

[Nhin Impious]

I don't care what the stats are...

I'm not getting out of my plate mail leggings.

Ever.

Again.


Nhinx Aphsion
feeling-half-naked Cleric of Innoruuk

[Zyrtryx Conjureblade]

Meh. At least you didn't write something like "Ain't Nothin' But a T-Thang" (as in Trolls) or "Hit Me Naggy One More Time"!

[EnfinitiStarr8]

I like it Lilosh, and yes, congratz on the new job! Care to tell us what it is? I hope customer service for COX Communications, the people there now are a little.....well, I remembered what Lilosh said and was nice to them. :roll:

[Lilosh]

I'm customer service for a major bank.

:-)


-Lilosh

[Woodeckt]

Have to admit I liked it was cute but as from other posters you have way too much time on your hands almost makes me want to go back to phone support ...almost. :shock: :shock:

[Evrhiel]

I love it I heard Jobril singing this on the channel and was giggling in the middle of my raid.

[Inyidd]

You scare me sometimes, Lilosh. In a good way, usually.

Congrats again on the new job :!:

--Inyidd

[Sanna]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha


this one is going on Roomie's summerschool dorm door.


lilosh, when is the last time i told you i loved you?

[Farnyr]

Re: I was bored at work, and this hideous beast was born.

My guildies tried to warn me, But her DS spell makes ME SO THORNY!

Booooooooooooo!!!!

Hehe, just teasing Noise, great job, scary, but good.

Congrats on the new job too!