A buddy's gf wanted to go on a diet and was obsessed with the concept of needing a diet buddy/partner/whatever. Since I'd been talking about losing a few pounds as well, she descided that I'd be a great candidate for this posistion and pestered me until I agreed - welcome to hell girl. :twisted:
She's doing some crazy diet out of one of those women's magazines that's basically just a fancy starvation diet - typical woman's diet plan from what I've seen.
I am on the Adkin's diet (god rest his soul) - a diet that was definately designed for men.
For breakfast - sausage, bacon, 3 egg omlett with a dash of cheese and a glass of milk.
Lunch - 16 ounce steak with shrooms and diet coke.
Dinner - we ate out - I did the buffet and loaded up on grilled chicken, BBQ ham and ribs - diet coke to wash it all down.
Late night snack - salami and hickory farms block cheese.
She's been eating rabbit food for the past week and drinking nothing but water - she's ready to kill me because not only am I not sharing her pain, but I've lost more weight then she has.
I'm so glad to be a guy - we've got soooo many aspects of life so simple.
She's doing some crazy diet out of one of those women's magazines that's basically just a fancy starvation diet - typical woman's diet plan from what I've seen.
I am on the Adkin's diet (god rest his soul) - a diet that was definately designed for men.
For breakfast - sausage, bacon, 3 egg omlett with a dash of cheese and a glass of milk.
Lunch - 16 ounce steak with shrooms and diet coke.
Dinner - we ate out - I did the buffet and loaded up on grilled chicken, BBQ ham and ribs - diet coke to wash it all down.
Late night snack - salami and hickory farms block cheese.
She's been eating rabbit food for the past week and drinking nothing but water - she's ready to kill me because not only am I not sharing her pain, but I've lost more weight then she has.
I'm so glad to be a guy - we've got soooo many aspects of life so simple.


Ngreth Thergn
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