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There is an old saying, "Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse will happen to you all day."
Well, first thing when I logged on tonight, in bazaar, I found an Artisan's Seal for only 3750pp! Woo! Considering I'm new on server, and don't have any schmancy enchanter hookups, that's quite a deal (plus gets me past the nasty fails-in-kiln step). So, I buy it.
Hop on down to PoK with my spiffy little 250 baking self, knowing that I've already failed the darn thing twice (and we won't even talk about that, it's too depressing), put on my lucky armor, do my little dance, cross my fingers, toes, ask the serverwide chat for good wishes, pray to Innoruuk, hold the cat over my head with one hand, and click COMBINE with the other...
And.
Fail. Again.
Well, it's only 90% of my total assets down the drain, bah, who cares. At least I can go exp hunt, right? And if I get killed, I don't even care if I lose my level, it's not that bad compared to failing my trophy. In fact, NOTHING is that bad compared to failing my trophy. I thought. NOTHING WORSE can happen to me for the rest of the night! Nyah, nyah, RNG! Nyah, nyah, Innoruuk!
Y'all hear the lightning coming, don't you? So, not to keep you in suspense, what happened was.... I was in a little cross-server ;tell with someone that devolved into a friendly discussion/argument about one class being better than another, and I finally popped off a teasing response to this person something like the following (except that this is a highly edited version)...
"Tell you what, meet me in the Arena with a 55 gallon drum of pudding, we'll have a friendly naked wrestling match to decide it..." (ending with several PG-13 suggestions).
UNFORTUNATELY...this tell did not go to the person with whom I was having the argument. INSTEAD, it went to the level 1 SK who, unnoticed by me, had just asked for help getting some armor.
I have met the person who is encouraging all these beggars, and apparently it is ME!! Noooooo.....
Nhinx, the mortally embarrassed
P.S. The SK had quite a sense of humor about it and was not offended. Thank goodness. Still no trophy, though...
Well, first thing when I logged on tonight, in bazaar, I found an Artisan's Seal for only 3750pp! Woo! Considering I'm new on server, and don't have any schmancy enchanter hookups, that's quite a deal (plus gets me past the nasty fails-in-kiln step). So, I buy it.
Hop on down to PoK with my spiffy little 250 baking self, knowing that I've already failed the darn thing twice (and we won't even talk about that, it's too depressing), put on my lucky armor, do my little dance, cross my fingers, toes, ask the serverwide chat for good wishes, pray to Innoruuk, hold the cat over my head with one hand, and click COMBINE with the other...
And.
Fail. Again.
Well, it's only 90% of my total assets down the drain, bah, who cares. At least I can go exp hunt, right? And if I get killed, I don't even care if I lose my level, it's not that bad compared to failing my trophy. In fact, NOTHING is that bad compared to failing my trophy. I thought. NOTHING WORSE can happen to me for the rest of the night! Nyah, nyah, RNG! Nyah, nyah, Innoruuk!
Y'all hear the lightning coming, don't you? So, not to keep you in suspense, what happened was.... I was in a little cross-server ;tell with someone that devolved into a friendly discussion/argument about one class being better than another, and I finally popped off a teasing response to this person something like the following (except that this is a highly edited version)...
"Tell you what, meet me in the Arena with a 55 gallon drum of pudding, we'll have a friendly naked wrestling match to decide it..." (ending with several PG-13 suggestions).
UNFORTUNATELY...this tell did not go to the person with whom I was having the argument. INSTEAD, it went to the level 1 SK who, unnoticed by me, had just asked for help getting some armor.
I have met the person who is encouraging all these beggars, and apparently it is ME!! Noooooo.....
Nhinx, the mortally embarrassed
P.S. The SK had quite a sense of humor about it and was not offended. Thank goodness. Still no trophy, though...
. Retired
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