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  • MAKE SKILLUPS FAST!!!!!

    Recently, I received a letter from Dave Rhodes assuring me that he had a PERFECTLY LEGAL method to make skill ups fast.

    Unfortunately, his method was attacked by the "Good Times" virus.

    PLEASE!

    If you are attempting to skill up using Dave's method, and you do not get skill ups, you HAVE BEEN INFECTED by the GOOD TIMES Virus. Yes, it has jumped to infect the EQ client. You never even need to open the e-mail that carrys it to be infected. YOU WILL NEVER GET ANOTHER SKILL UP IF YOU ARE INFECTED!

    Sony published an OFFICIAL method for recovering from the virus infection. Delete ALL of your character with ANY tradeskill over 100 and never post to EQ traders again. The last one is really important.

    Please, help stop the spread of this virus. Do it for the children. Think of poor Timmy the paladin, driven out of lower Guk and now unable to skill up on smithing because YOU didn't stop the spread of this nefarious virus.

    Brings a tear to my eye just thinking about it.

  • #2
    That was funny...



    Kirstin Thornhill
    Venerable Storm Warden
    My Tradeskills
    Ancient Fellowship ~ DRUZZIL RO (XEV) Server
    "Being cute doesn't mean being weak. It means being underestimated..."

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    • #3
      Think of poor Timmy the paladin
      /em imagines a paladin in a gnomish wheelchair with a big head dragging his ghoulbane across the ground next to the chair going into battle and screaming - "TIMMY!!!!!"

      /em imagines above paladin rolling through PoK and getting a tell

      a_begger_9886342 tells Timmy, "can i hve smoe plat PLZ???"

      Timmy tells a_begger_9886342, "TIMMY!!!!!!"

      /em imaines Timmy the paladin slowly rolling through Dread Lands when he gets a tell

      a_nother_dead_ranger tells Timmy, "Excuse me noble paladin, but Karana was not with me today, might I trouble you for a REZ?"

      Timmy tells a_nother_dead_ranger, "TIMMY!!!!!"

      a_nother_dead_ranger tells Timmy, "No, my name is Suretodie Manasponge of Surefall - I was killed while pulling the minions of evil whom you oppose for my group."

      Timmy tells a_nother_dead_ranger, "TIMMY!!!!!!"

      a_nother_dead_ranger tells Timmy, "No, you don't understand noble knight, I am in need of your holy services - there are none of your brothers of the clothe about and thus I must depend upon your good graces for my soul was bound in the land of the wood elves."

      Timmy tells a_nother_dead_ranger, "Timmy?"

      a_nother_dead_ranger tells Timmy, "@#$% u n3wb!!!! i tride ur way now u giv me rez or i train u till u bleed!!!!!!"

      Timmy tells a_nother_dead_ranger, "timmy..."

      Timmy /reports a_nother_dead_ranger
      Cigarskunk!
      No more EQ for me till they fix the crash bug.

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      • #4


        "TIMMY!!!!!!"
        Pootle Pennypincher
        Short in the eyes of some...
        Tall in the hearts of many!

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        • #5
          My personal favorite variation:
          http://cgi.cs.indiana.edu/~oracle/digest.cgi?N=975#975-10

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          • #6
            LMAO to both Kiz and Cigarskunk =) well done both.

            btw Kiz we still think about you over on Drinal *hugs*
            ttfn
            Lanir
            See ya on the flip side.

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            • #7
              i can see it now

              timmy: but dood i need to make some uber armor in taht forge dood

              dood: stfu timmy, i need to make 20 kasillion of these things for my ogre illusion pants

              furor: *censored*

              someguy: forge r camped!

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