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LEGAL NOTICE
The Gods and Goddesses of Norrath and Luclin (herein afterward referred to collectively as "deities"), by and through counsel Phabos, wish to notify all persons, both human and non-human, especially those belonging to the class consisting of lower level Player Characters with similarly low intelligence (herein after referred to either as "dumb newbies" or "**** newbies"), that they have removed the bounty on the heads, backbones, blood, and steins of the Aqua Goblins of Norrath (also referred to as AGs).
This posting serves as ample warning to all **** newbies that there is no longer a reason to ask every thirty seconds "ag chek plz", nor is there any longer a benefit of Kill Stealing (KS) and/or fighting over appearing goblins (spawns) or groups thereof (camps).
This posting also serves as notice to higher level Player Characters (also referred to as "PCs who don't want to risk dying or invest platinum pieces (pp) in tradeskills so that they can afford 'uber gear', thus erasing all notions of effort and risk vs. reward") that there is no longer any reason to subject themselves to dumb newbies who repeatedly ask "r u almost done" and/or "pst when you leave kk thx".
If anyone has any questions regarding the nature of this notice, please reread it.
Notice Dated This 15th Day of March, 2003
PHABOS
Attorney at Large Representing the Deities
Offices of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe
OOC PS: Maybe this will stop an almost certain "AG NERFED!" rant. Shouldn't really surprise anyone, except that SOE waited this long to actually do it.
Phabos
Drunken Counsel of Brell
Tarew Marr
LEGAL NOTICE
The Gods and Goddesses of Norrath and Luclin (herein afterward referred to collectively as "deities"), by and through counsel Phabos, wish to notify all persons, both human and non-human, especially those belonging to the class consisting of lower level Player Characters with similarly low intelligence (herein after referred to either as "dumb newbies" or "**** newbies"), that they have removed the bounty on the heads, backbones, blood, and steins of the Aqua Goblins of Norrath (also referred to as AGs).
This posting serves as ample warning to all **** newbies that there is no longer a reason to ask every thirty seconds "ag chek plz", nor is there any longer a benefit of Kill Stealing (KS) and/or fighting over appearing goblins (spawns) or groups thereof (camps).
This posting also serves as notice to higher level Player Characters (also referred to as "PCs who don't want to risk dying or invest platinum pieces (pp) in tradeskills so that they can afford 'uber gear', thus erasing all notions of effort and risk vs. reward") that there is no longer any reason to subject themselves to dumb newbies who repeatedly ask "r u almost done" and/or "pst when you leave kk thx".
If anyone has any questions regarding the nature of this notice, please reread it.
Notice Dated This 15th Day of March, 2003
PHABOS
Attorney at Large Representing the Deities
Offices of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe
OOC PS: Maybe this will stop an almost certain "AG NERFED!" rant. Shouldn't really surprise anyone, except that SOE waited this long to actually do it.
Phabos
Drunken Counsel of Brell
Tarew Marr
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