The official dead horse rant list (humor)

[Krazick]

Forgot a common one:

18 ) When a Recipe is Trivial, I shouldn't fail at it so often!
18a) When a Recipe is way Trivial for me, I should NEVER fail!

19) I should be able to combine QTY 20 Items (of each type required for the recipe) at one time and get QTY 20 Items back (stacked of course!)
19a) I should be able to have an NPC do a no-fail (read as trivial) combine at no cost!

20) There is way too much clicking involved in doing Tradeskills!

21) Why doesn't Item XYZ STACK?!?

[Morani]

10.....13.....10.....14.....10.....16a,b,c.....10. ....5a.....10

<laughing> The format of that leaves me expecting to see the words; "My EQ Tradeskill Whine code is:" (actually I'd expect a different word but this is a familly board. <grin> )

[Quesci]

It is like that joke about the prisoners (or other group).

A newly arrived prisoner goes into the cafeteria on his first day. While he is eating, a prisoner at another table shouts "Fourteen!", and the rest of the cafeteria erupts in laughter. A few minutes later, another prisoner shouts "Seventy-eight!" and again the entire crowd breaks into laughs.

The new guy asks another prisoner what is going on. "We have been here so long and told the same jokes so many times that we have given them all numbers. To save time we just call out the number and laugh at the joke."

So a few minutes later, the new guy takes a breath and shouts "Forty-two!", but no one laughs. In fact, a bunch of the prisoners start to grumble and the people sitting next to the new guy get up. Puzzled, the new guy asks what happened, and his friend says "Well, we don't much care for racist jokes in here."

{Enters Primal Scream}

Four-A!

{leaves Primal Scream}

[Healblade]

My EQ Tradeskill Whine Code is: "10, guildmates who are 11a, 12, 13, 14a, 14a, 14a"