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How about <a gnomish gravity detection and avoidance module>... a little tiny device that activates whenever you zone, messuring how much mass objects on the other side of the zone have in order to avoid that you zone right into an oggre ass. 
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Diani The Chocolate Chef
High Elf Wizard
of the 85th order of Brave New World on AB (VS refugee)
with the artisan charm, the signet of the arcane and the 8th coldain prayer shawl as trophy in the bank
baking 300 with Master Baker Trophy
brewing 300 with Master Brewer Trophy
fishing 200
fletching 300 with Master Fletcher Trophy
jewelry 300 with Intricate Jewelers Glass
pottery 300 with Harry Potter Trophy
research 300 with Ethereal Quill
smithing 300 with Master Smither Trophy
tailoring 300 with Master Tailor Trophy
Tinkering 293 with Expert Trophy (Dianii Inferioritycomplex, 71 gnome)
Alchemy 300 with Expert Trophy (Diaani Supermodel, 66 proud pink ogre) -
MEssages intended for Devs need to be done on the SONY EQ boards...
Yes, this IS Ngreth's home. As such he doesn't mind popping in with info from time to time, but his business dealings are done at work (the Sony forums)
Alliance Artisan
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Ely, I think that was a joke.
I know I know, the rules are the rules....
I call for the elimination of EQ levels 1-50.Comment
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Originally posted by Elyssanda View Post
Diani The Chocolate Chef
High Elf Wizard of the 85th order of Brave New World on AB (VS refugee)
with the artisan charm, the signet of the arcane and the 8th coldain prayer shawl as trophy in the bank
baking 300 with Master Baker Trophy
brewing 300 with Master Brewer Trophy
fishing 200
fletching 300 with Master Fletcher Trophy
jewelry 300 with Intricate Jewelers Glass
pottery 300 with Harry Potter Trophy
research 300 with Ethereal Quill
smithing 300 with Master Smither Trophy
tailoring 300 with Master Tailor Trophy
Tinkering 293 with Expert Trophy (Dianii Inferioritycomplex, 71 gnome)
Alchemy 300 with Expert Trophy (Diaani Supermodel, 66 proud pink ogre)Comment
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But Ogre ass is the best ass!
so if you are looking for a game IMPROVMENT...
the device would have to find an Ogre in the zone and put you in just the appropriate place to appreciate the fine expanse of Ogre butt!
Ngreth Thergn
Ngreth nice Ogre. Ngreth not eat you. Well.... Ngreth not eat you if you still wiggle!
Grandmaster Smith 250
Master Tailor 200
Ogres not dumb - we not lose entire city to froggies
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Originally posted by Ngreth Thergn View Post But Ogre ass is the best ass!
so if you are looking for a game IMPROVMENT...
the device would have to find an Ogre in the zone and put you in just the appropriate place to appreciate the fine expanse of Ogre butt!
Diani The Chocolate Chef
High Elf Wizard of the 85th order of Brave New World on AB (VS refugee)
with the artisan charm, the signet of the arcane and the 8th coldain prayer shawl as trophy in the bank
baking 300 with Master Baker Trophy
brewing 300 with Master Brewer Trophy
fishing 200
fletching 300 with Master Fletcher Trophy
jewelry 300 with Intricate Jewelers Glass
pottery 300 with Harry Potter Trophy
research 300 with Ethereal Quill
smithing 300 with Master Smither Trophy
tailoring 300 with Master Tailor Trophy
Tinkering 293 with Expert Trophy (Dianii Inferioritycomplex, 71 gnome)
Alchemy 300 with Expert Trophy (Diaani Supermodel, 66 proud pink ogre)Comment
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ehhehe, be careful what you wish for.....
Master Artisan Maevenniia the Springy Sprocket Stockpiler of the really long name
Silky Moderator Lady
Beneath the silk, lies a will of steel.
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hehe.
This song keeps going through my head....
Down in the valley, valley so low
Hang your head over, hear the wind blow
Hear the wind blow, dear, hear the wind blow
Hang your head over, hear the wind blow.
For the rest of the lyrics and some sing-a-long music.I call for the elimination of EQ levels 1-50.Comment
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Uuuugh!
Fletcher 300 || Brewer 300 || Blacksmith 300 || Jeweler 300 || Tailor 300 || Baker 300 || Potter 300 || Tome Research 144Comment
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Retiree of EQ Traders...
Venerable Heyokah Verdandi Snowblood
Barbarian Prophet & Hierophant of Cabilis
Journeyman Artisan & Blessed of Brell
EQ Players Profile ~ Magelo Profile
Smith Dandi wipes her sooty hands on her apron and smiles at you.Comment
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One of my ogre's favorite pastimes is while raid is forming and everyone's just standing around, I'd pick out a gnome (or dorf if gno gnome's are available), stand right in front of them, hit D (for duck), then click my greaves on and off.
-- Mewkus: 2100 dings on the server formerly known as Solusek Ro
try: Inventory/Flags/Spells tracker program - (sample output)Comment
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LOL that's nasty
seriously I would like to have the ogre and troll avoidance device. While most of my toons are Vah Shir and don't have the problem of face into their butt, I have appeared on the other side of the zone line right into ogre. I would rather not know what color the underwear is.Grolyn Blacknife
Beastlord
T:7
M:0
T:6
M:1
T:6
M:0Fletching:
284
T:7
M:0
T:6
M:0
T:7
M:2Zira Blacknife
Shaman
T:7
M:0Maelin Starpyre
VazaelleReiseraa
NecroResearch:
102
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Underwear? The ones I zone into never seem to wear that.
Fletcher 300 || Brewer 300 || Blacksmith 300 || Jeweler 300 || Tailor 300 || Baker 300 || Potter 300 || Tome Research 144Comment
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Be thankful you can't see any.
While on this subject, how about air refresher? The resident troll in my guild hasn't taken any bath since when the Froglok originally took over Grobb a few years or so ago. Getting a rebreather for every guildies are getting expensive. But if we had one refresher, we could leave it running and no one would know if a troll's been there recently.Grolyn Blacknife
Beastlord T:7
M:0 T:6
M:1 T:6
M:0Fletching:
284 T:7
M:0 T:6
M:0 T:7
M:2Zira Blacknife
Shaman T:7
M:0Maelin Starpyre
VazaelleReiseraa
NecroResearch:
102
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