Random Response To Bazaar Questions

[Unapuma]

pre-emtive answer to a question that will get asked a lot after the patch:

61) THe names were changed. It is no longer JM, expert, master, or grandmaster. But the stats or the recipes to make them have not changed.

[Ozadar]

62) <alt> x


Ozadar of the 71st Corpse
Erudite Tradeskiller of Zek
Member of 1450 Club

Baking - 286
Brewing - 292
Fletching - 268
Jewelry - 287
Pottery - 261
Smithing - 240
Tailoring - 252
Research - 202
Fishing - 200

(+5-8% to all skills) + Salvage 3

[Unapuma]

63) (this is for when DoN changes go live) The changes were announced in at least 2 different forums, on the front page of many EQ related web sites, and in April 18 patch notice. If you didn't read it and didn't know about the change, sucks to be you.

(this is for when some cries out that their stockpile becomes worthless vendor fodder)

*many EQ web sites would include Allakhazam, EQTraders, EQPlayers, Caster Realm and many class and server specific sites. If someone by change doesn't "see" any of them and have been active in EQ, maybe they'd learn to read next time.

[Bara]

Learn to READ!! Blasphemy!

[Occam]

64) The number of z's you tack on to your "plz" is inversely proportional to the likelihood that I will give you stuff for free.

[KyrosKrane]

64.1) (Addendum) The "z" in "plz" counts for this rule.

[Chatoyan]

My favorite:

47: AFK message: Seriously I am AFk, spamming me with 20 tells won't make me come to the keyboard any faster.

I love this, may have to steal it. Many a time I've brought my EQ window up only to find someone has had a very one-sided conversation with my bazaar mule.

[Aetemius]

65: Dude, you're a dude. Begging me as a female toon won't work.

[olhoss]

66. Because if I had any extra plat to spare I would use it to buy some ice to make more Root Beer Floats.

66a. I don't make them for the stats I make them because they are ROOT BEER FLOATS

[Gaell Stormracer]

67) It's called Philter of the Wolf now
67a) No, I've no idea why some people try to sell 10 dose Blood of the Wolf for 10k either.

[Elyssanda]

67) It's called Philter of the Wolf V now
67a) No, I've no idea why some people try to sell 10 dose Blood of the Wolf for 10k either.

67b) Yes, Philter of the Wolf V stacks to 20 so , no it doesn't make sense to even look at the 10dose version.. I know.. I know.. idiots...

[Unapuma]

68) they cost for way too much because no one bothers to farm them. (this aftert trying to explain why Crystal of Yearning is going for 70kpp when they used to go for 10-15 a month ago, no one wants to farm from RSS basement!)

[hiyawathadan]

#69 Mistletoe Cutting Sickles, Chain armor, especially vests, from Elemental Planes that are smithed such as Inferno Chain, elemental bows such as featherwood, Blade of Carnage, pretty much any PoP-era tradeskilled armor or jewelry such as Bloodmetal Earing of Engagement or Valorium Ring of Gallantry, any Tae Ew armor, and even some old school cultural but pretty much breastplates are only worthwhile there.

(My answers to the oft-asked 'what's good for tribute?')

edited because I obviously can't add 1+68

[Unapuma]

#70 yeah the zone/server did crash a while ago. It's not just you
#70a No I don't have the widget you were looking to get just before the crash
#70b If you think you lost something due to crash, use petition and pray.
#70c it'd be a while before most other traders get back so feel free to gouge buyers while you can

[Gaell Stormracer]

(My answers to the oft-asked 'what's good for tribute?')

Quick answer http://tinyurl.com/3cffno