Translating EQ-Speak: Post-Modern Understanding

[Maevenniia]

I'll give you 800 pp, it's all I have - I need three GM augs, you supply the Metallic Drake Scales, the Purescale Ore, the patterns and I need it done now.

Taken from an actual conversation this evening. Asking what was to me the obvious question, namely why I should provide all the materials, the skill and leave what I was doing to help him now, I received what seemed to him to be the obvious answer, that all tradeskillers were rich and had nothing but time.

/boggle

[Zacatac]

/ooc Looking for high level (insert tradeskill here) to do combine, I have the parts. -- Ok, I really only have some of the parts because I didn't take time to actually go to EQTraders and read the recipe. But I'm sure you can figure it out, after all you're the expert.

The worst case of this was long ago when a guy asked me to make a blue diamond/cultural bracer combine for him. He handed me 1 blue diamond, nothing else.

[Lillanu]

If only it were that easy! /sigh
(BD Cultural Combines only using a BD)

[GrimwoodCT]

Hi this is So_&_So I am So_&_So's cousin I want it cheap, cheaper than cheap.