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  • Tradeskilling Turns Tragic: Murder In EQ

    Cazic-Thule Tribune:

    In an apparent tradeskill-gone-wrong scenario on early Saturday AM, Master Jeweler Squeaky Toy's corpse was found in the Cazic-Thule bazaar. Known amongst some of the seedier venues of the CT server, details are still sketchy at this time.

    Necro-Forensics state that the tradeskiller was seen with several "traders of ill repute" and that IP addresses have been logged and checked. IGE stated that "although it had traders in the bazaar, no-one from IGE has any light to shed on the matter" but they would offer a 10% bereavement discount on all platinum purchases over 150k.

    Sir Lucan D'Lere (who acts as adviser for the weekly show EQPD Blue: Online Gaming Unit) theorizes that "a series of fizzled combines or a salvage failure may have led to the murder." He added, "the bazaar is no longer safe, anyone doing combines there is just asking for trouble. Right after the server merge things started to change on Cazic-Thule."

    This is not the first time a gamer has been killed in Everquest. A rash of high elf disappearances occured just after the introduction of Dragons of Norrath when cultural gear was first introduced. (The disappearance of the four gnomes last month was solved when it was discovered that they had in fact fallen into a crack in the pavement in PoK.) Patricia Cornwell has theorized in her book Jack the Ripper: Case Closed that the crux of the Whitechapel murders was based on a game of Chutes & Ladders gone horribly wrong.

    In hopes of preventing future instances of this horrible crime we offer the following advice.

    1) Always travel in groups and with a rezzer.
    2) Do not combine for strangers.
    3) Never enter and instanced zone with a stranger.
    4) Do not carry large amounts of platinum or expensive/rare tradeskill materials.
    5) Trust your instincts. If a customer asks you to change illusion, wants you to shrink/grow, wear certain fetish robes get out immediately.
    6) Always leave information about where you go and who you are with.
    7) If you are attacked use /ooc, /shout and /yell. Do not rely on a GM, it may take weeks.

    In closing, protect yourself and be aware of your surroundings. Anyone having information about this unfortunate event please contact Grimwood Global Megatech, the parent company of Squeaky-Mart, Squeaky's Secret and Squeaky's Wholesale Gnomish Gewels.
    Attached Files
    Squeaky Toy
    300 Smithing 7/7 - 300 Tailoring 7/7 - 300 Jewelcraft 7/7 - 300 Tinkering 7/7 - 300 Pottery 7/7 - 300 Research 7/7 - 300 Baking 7/7 - 300 Brewing 7/7 - 300 Fletching 7/7
    The Meanest Tradeskiller on Cazic Thule

  • #2
    I loved that

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    • #3
      Brilliant!
      70 Wraith of Saryrn
      Salvage 3
      240 spell research, Arcane Tongues 3
      205 tailoring, Tailoring Mastery 1

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      • #4
        OMG that's hilarious!
        Retiree of EQ Traders...
        Venerable Heyokah Verdandi Snowblood
        Barbarian Prophet & Hierophant of Cabilis
        Journeyman Artisan & Blessed of Brell
        EQ Players Profile ~ Magelo Profile


        Smith Dandi wipes her sooty hands on her apron and smiles at you.

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        • #5
          Haha. Very funny.
          Rawckett Launcher
          79 Gnome Wizard of Sol Ro / Bristlebane
          300 Tinkerer; 287 Jeweler; 258 Brewer; 240 Blacksmith; 237 Fletcher; 208 Potter; 204 Baker; 200 Fisherman; 193 Researcher; 183 Tailor

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          • #6
            !!!


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            • #7
              That, was VERY funny.
              One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them,
              One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

              JRR Tolkien (slightly revised)

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              • #8
                Okay, that should be the next big quest in EQ, find Squeeky's killer.
                Flatley Riverdancer
                Font of All Wisdom Man Was Not Meant to Know
                65th level Druid
                Quellious

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                • #9
                  The Freeport Militia reported the receipt today of its first letter from the suspected killer.

                  Dear Boss,
                  I keep on hearing the GM's have caught me but they wont fix me just yet. I have laughed when they look so clever and talk about being on the right track. That joke about Leather Geerlok gave me real fits. I am down on tradeskillers and shan't quit ripping them till I get banned from the server.

                  Yours truly
                  Jack the Trades-Killer


                  PS Dont mind me giving the trade name
                  Squeaky Toy
                  300 Smithing 7/7 - 300 Tailoring 7/7 - 300 Jewelcraft 7/7 - 300 Tinkering 7/7 - 300 Pottery 7/7 - 300 Research 7/7 - 300 Baking 7/7 - 300 Brewing 7/7 - 300 Fletching 7/7
                  The Meanest Tradeskiller on Cazic Thule

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