The Most Dreaded /tell Phrase

[splunge]

Hey! How bout them Braves! (My sure-fire 'lets change the subject' phrase). =)

Ok, from here on out, anyone who uses 'plz', 'u' or 'ur' for ANY reason gets insta-ignored. Im just sick and tired of it.

Its my pet peeve, and you dont have to deal with it; just like its your inability to speak ENGLISH and *I* dont have to deal with it either... Rar.

[Aellas_Vesshan]

... asking random... or semi-random ... strangers for money...

That's bad...

but asking random strangers of gender (let alone persuasion/kink) unknown for cyber....

**Itek feels the urgent need to bathe... a lot... for a long time...**

Itek: (whisper) I'll never be clean... never... never again...

MUWWWAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yeah it was creepy and no i don't cyber sorry boys.

[Vascha]

On the subject of cyber, I have hot key set up like this-

/guildsay I'm taking off my panties now.
/guildsay mischannel, please disregard that.

It's a good way of seeing how many guild members are actually awake and at the keyboard.

When I'm tradeskilling and I start getting tells from RandomPerson_01, I usually take a break and let my little sister play. She has an attention span of 2 replies at the most, so they usually end up getting a tour of the city I was working in. )

[Saleani]

I tend not to get too many tells begging for rezzes, because most players don't want no stinking 90% rez, they want the real one. I also don't take plat for rezzing either, unless I have to run 5 zones to do it. Which means I accepted a donation twice in the last 18 months for rezzing. Not since that incident in Thurgadin, where some low level warrior was trying to solo the goos and spiders in the mines, and was sitting outside the bank for about 30 min begging in /ooc for a rez. I saw 6 epic equipped clerics walk right over that unguilded person and her corpse going into and out of the bank. Back when there was a waiting list for the ragefire camp. Remember that? When you had to sit there for maybe 7 days? How long does it take to click that freaking noodle? Really? Then why did you bother getting it? Back then, my rez was a 50% exp one, and paldins only had 2 rez spells. I rezzed her twice that night. She told me she was crying because no one else would bother to click as they waddled on by.

No. I don't have sympathy for whiny folks who can't be bothered to help another player. Snobishness is what is killing this game. No, you can't get a rez/buff/group/raid, your guild tag is wrong is the eq version of the grade school game of no, you can't play with me, you aren't cool enough.

Need a disguise? Turn on /role, put away your epic, and get a ruined heretic sword from the hole, as far as I know, it is the only all/all 1hs in the game. Feeling antisocial? Log off.

[Nhin Impious]

Need a disguise? Turn on /role, put away your epic, and get a ruined heretic sword from the hole, as far as I know, it is the only all/all 1hs in the game.

Ceramic Sword works quite well for that. And besides, while most people want a "real" rez... the ones who are that picky aren't even sure what level that comes at. So, they'll beg for a rez, and after you offer to do it for free (cause their body's at the book, and yeesh, it's just mana) then they start looking nervous. "What % rez?"

"All of them."

Nhinx Aphsion
Paladin of Innoruuk of the 60th season
No epic, no spoon, but a hammer and mixing bowl will fix most anything.

[syndellbristle]

all i have to say is...
/auction WTS Hot Cyborz for plat!
gets you into too much trouble

and i always love the;
randomdork01 tells you, can you sow me?
/r Im sorry i am a bard, and i dont get any buffs that last longer then 18 seconds.
randomdork01 tells you, oh well is there any buffs you can give me that last longer than 18 seconds?
/r no but i do give tls to bind, only cost is your equipment! (some extreme cases of annoyance ive dot deathed people that really wanted a tl.)

/sigh they just dont build n00bs like they used to.

[Eoghnved]

I remember when I died in Mistmoore while gathering parts for the Staff of Endless Adventure. I managed to memorize spells, head back from PoK, and loot my body before the party cleric could get around to a rez. I have never once asked someone to rez me in any zone.

[munwin]

... its your inability to speak ENGLISH and *I* dont have to deal with it either... Rar.

Actually i speak AMERICAN not that filthy English.

Munwin

[NerissaGoldenrose]

On the subject of cyber, I have hot key set up like this-

/guildsay I'm taking off my panties now.
/guildsay mischannel, please disregard that.

It's a good way of seeing how many guild members are actually awake and at the keyboard.

To do it right, you need to put a pause between them, just long enough that it looks like you just realized what you did and had to type the 2nd line, or at least hit a "mischannel" hotkey.

[Narnar]

Getting oddly annoyed at random people asking, "Do you have any chanter gear I can have?" It's never another class.. It's ALWAYS chanter..

What's odd is I have a Cleric, Necro, Shaman, and Enc, that's all the chars I log onto besides the trader. But the ench has never been asked for gear..

[kiztent]

To do it right, you need to put a pause between them, just long enough that it looks like you just realized what you did and had to type the 2nd line, or at least hit a "mischannel" hotkey.

You can do better for deliberate mischannels though

[Nhin Impious]

You can do better for deliberate mischannels though.

Right, next the Pantsless Halfling™ will be claiming all his are deliberate, too.

Nhinx "not in a Nixon mask, please!" Aphsion
(/gu != /g != /1)

[Lilosh]

Right, next the Pantsless Halfling™ will be claiming all his are deliberate, too.

Nhinx "not in a Nixon mask, please!" Aphsion
(/gu != /g != /1)

I've never mischanneled. And if you have any doubt of that,


-Lilosh

[Nhin Impious]

I've never mischanneled. And if you have any doubt of that,

OK, what message board is the remainder of this post on?

Nhinx "that was too easy" Aphsion

[kiztent]

OK, what message board is the remainder of this post on?

Nhinx "that was too easy" Aphsion

I think he posted the bit about having a bridge to sell you in the next line which ended up on the druid's grove.