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  • #1

    How Not To Ask

    This boggled me, and I thought everyone would get a smile, and perhaps someone will take the lesson to heart.

    (I'm in trader mode in the Bazaar)
    Obvious_newbie is browsing your wares.
    Obvious_newbie bought Tailored Quiver token
    Obvious_newbie tells you 'How do I use this thing?'
    (Explanation follows, and O_n gets his quiver)
    Obvious_newbie tells you, 'Where are the arrows?'
    You tell Obvious_newbie, 'You have to fill it yourself. I just sell the quiver.'
    Obvious_newbie tells you, 'That's such a rip! You owe me arrows!'
    You tell Obvious_newbie, 'I just sell the quiver. You have to fill it with your own arrows.'
    Obvious_newbie tells you, 'Well, I'm telling my guild not to buy your stuff!'
    (I notice he's not anonymous, but has no guild tag)

    Maybe fifteen or twenty minutes pass, and (drumroll please...)

    Obvious_newbie tells you, 'Can you rez me in Crushbone?'

    Ahem.

    /giggle
    /laugh
    /ignore

    Silverfish
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  • #2
    So, did you rez him?


    *grin*


    -Lilosh
    Venerable Noishpa Taltos , Planar Druid, Educated Halfling, and GM Baker.
    President and Founder of the Loudmouthed Sarcastic Halflings Society
    Also, Smalltim

    So take the fact of having a dirty mind as proof that you are world-savvy; it's not a flaw, it's an asset, if nothing else, it's a defense - Sanna

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    • #3
      Target the offender and type /guildstatus. It'll not only tell you what guild they're in, it'll tell you whether they are member, officer, or leader.

      Nhinx Aphsion
      "If Innoruuk hadn't meant for me to chew you a new one, He wouldn't have made rez effects to hold you still for it"

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      • #4
        Now that's funny.
        Draggar De'Vir
        92 Assassin - Povar




        Xzorsh
        57 Druid of Tunare - Povar
        47 Druid of Tunare - Lockjaw

        Hark! Who is that, prowling along the fields! It is Draggar De'VIr, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He cries gutterally: "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!!"

        "No one can predict the future, so we all should eat our desserts first!" - Gaye from 'The Maelstorm's Eye" (Cloakmaster's Cycle book 3)

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        • #5
          hehehehe.

          /guildsta Name also works if the person is in the same zone with you. Otherwise I do /who all Name and see if they're anon or not.

          -- Sanna
          Mistress Tinkbang Tankboom - Ak'Anon, Tarew Marr
          Gneehugging Chantaranga of the 66th Mez Break - AA:59           		Assisted by Nakigoe Sennamida, Druidess of 65 Foraged Steamfont Springwaters - AA:8
          Quartic, Darkie Wizzy of 52 Self-Snares - Best Crit: 1680.
          [BK-210 // BR-250 // BS-203 // FL-200 // JC-240 // PT-200 // TL-200 ]---[ TK-179 // RS-182 // FS-165 ]-- Points: 1503/1750 -- Shawl: EIGHT and wearing it ^_^.
          Icon by Kenshingentatsu

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          • #6
            He was probably hitting orcs over the head with his quiver.

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            • #7
              Read this story aloud, and try to say "Obvious Newbie" all those times.

              It turns into "obbious noobie" and "ovvious noovie".

              heh.

              -- Sanna
              Mistress Tinkbang Tankboom - Ak'Anon, Tarew Marr
              Gneehugging Chantaranga of the 66th Mez Break - AA:59               		Assisted by Nakigoe Sennamida, Druidess of 65 Foraged Steamfont Springwaters - AA:8
              Quartic, Darkie Wizzy of 52 Self-Snares - Best Crit: 1680.
              [BK-210 // BR-250 // BS-203 // FL-200 // JC-240 // PT-200 // TL-200 ]---[ TK-179 // RS-182 // FS-165 ]-- Points: 1503/1750 -- Shawl: EIGHT and wearing it ^_^.
              Icon by Kenshingentatsu

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              • #8
                Sanna ... you have even more time on your hands than I do!
                Sir KyrosKrane Sylvanblade
                Master Artisan (300 + GM Trophy in all) of Luclin (Veeshan)
                Master Fisherman (200) and possibly Drunk (2xx + 20%), not sober enough to tell!
                Lightbringer, Redeemer, and Valiant servant of Erollisi Marr

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                • #9
                  Anything to avoid Chaucer Kyros, anything to avoid Chaucer.

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                  • #10
                    Silverfish, Thank you for posting that, it made me laugh!

                    My question is, where do these people come from? Seriously. "Welcome to EverQuest, while you are loading, please check your brain in at the door, Thank You"

                    Obvious_newbie tells you 'My guild can beat up your guild!'.
                    Silvarri Silvermist
                    Barbarian Shaman
                    Veeshan

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by KyrosKrane
                      Sanna ... you have even more time on your hands than I do!
                      Someone has to educate Piff about all the leet happenings on the boards. ^_^


                      Originally posted by kiztent
                      Anything to avoid Chaucer Kyros, anything to avoid Chaucer.
                      Heheheheheheheheh !!!
                      No more Chaucer! Just going to cut my losses and skip the, um, two weeks I was behind.

                      But he is correct. There is much that is preferrable to Chaucer. ^_^


                      -- Sanna
                      Mistress Tinkbang Tankboom - Ak'Anon, Tarew Marr
                      Gneehugging Chantaranga of the 66th Mez Break - AA:59                       		Assisted by Nakigoe Sennamida, Druidess of 65 Foraged Steamfont Springwaters - AA:8
                      Quartic, Darkie Wizzy of 52 Self-Snares - Best Crit: 1680.
                      [BK-210 // BR-250 // BS-203 // FL-200 // JC-240 // PT-200 // TL-200 ]---[ TK-179 // RS-182 // FS-165 ]-- Points: 1503/1750 -- Shawl: EIGHT and wearing it ^_^.
                      Icon by Kenshingentatsu

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                      • #12
                        Whan that Apryll and the soures soote
                        And the droughte of Marche hath perced to the roote...

                        *love* Chaucer....Geoff is the bomb


                        		The cupcake is DONE! 1750!!! And 7 Trophies! And a fishing pole! That summons beer! Woo! And Tarteene, the enchanting gnomish tinkerer of the 247th bolt and one neato Tinkering Trophy

                        Butcherblock Oak Bark Map, hosted by Kentarre!
                        Reztarn's Guide to Finding Yew Leaves
                        Frayed Knot - The Rathe

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                        • #13
                          Gah! Now I'm thinging things in iambic pentameter!
                          Cirin Insandjis
                          70 Shaman
                          Caelum Infinitum
                          Fennin Ro

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                          • #14
                            Ahh!! Chenier is speaking in tongues!

                            *splashes holy water on Chenier*

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                            • #15
                              Hehe, i met a guy like this JUST after Wu armor came out, and we were only 4 people on Veeshan making it.

                              Guy wanna buy it for 1/4 of the price, and when i tell him no, he threated to OOC about me being a scammer and tell his guild never to buy my stuff and so on.

                              Result, 10 min later, all 4 Wu sellers on Veeshan got him on ignore, 1 of them had already because he tried the same on him.

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