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    I'm such a sad.. sad man.

    Now, normally, I keep my stories of my new job OFF of EQTraders.

    This is out of respect, love, and downright FEAR of our beloved denmother.

    But the other day I had a G-rated funny story, that shows what a sad little Norrathian I can be. I was wiping down some glass shelves, and I needed more paper towels, and they were out of reach. I reached, and reached, and couldn't get to them. I frowned.


    All of a sudden, I leaned on one foot, leaned WAY over, and groweled in a low whisper "You will not evade me, Paper Towels", and snatched them quickly.

    Like I said. A sad, sad little man I am.


    -Lilosh
    Venerable Noishpa Taltos , Planar Druid, Educated Halfling, and GM Baker.
    President and Founder of the Loudmouthed Sarcastic Halflings Society
    Also, Smalltim

    So take the fact of having a dirty mind as proof that you are world-savvy; it's not a flaw, it's an asset, if nothing else, it's a defense - Sanna
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  • #2
    Yes, but /why/ were you wiping down the shelves?


    ...



    nevermind. I don't want to know.

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    • #3
      OMG!

      LOL
      Balkin Ironfist (Ominous Deeds)
      56th Myrmidon of Brell Serilis
      Xegony

      "Every day of my life forces me to lower my estimate of the average IQ of the Human Race."

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      • #4
        Dear Noishpa,

        A certain evil cleric misses you very, very badly. These little excuses like "work" and "sleep" and "real life friends" are wearing very, very thin. If you do not actually say something to her in the next week, she will be forced to Do Evil Things™ To You.

        Yes, Evil Things™.

        At this particular time of year, you know what this has to mean.

        There is an irresistably cute pinkest-of-pink little stuffed puppy dog with big blue eyes clutching a little stuffed heart reading "You're a sweetie!" all in the cutest little pink teacup EVER, with little pink puffy hearts on it, that can be sent to YOU. I'm sure it could also be holding a little Barbie valentine that says "You're my bestest friend!" and possibly even some of those little chalky-sugary conversation hearts (the nice ones, not the ones that say "STALK ME" and "DATE MY SIS").

        Unawares. You wouldn't even see it coming.

        If you have no shame, you should at least have FEAR.

        Please open that Collapsible Mixing Bowl you use in place of a heart and let me in, won't you?

        I still hate you less than most people,
        Nhinx Aphsion

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        • #5
          that was awesome lilosh.

          nhin that is the best valentine ever.

          Maker of Picnics.
          Cooker of things best left unidentified.
          "Grimrose points to the sky. Look! Up in the sky, it's a bird, no, a plane, no it's Picnic-Man. It's Emiamn, a mild mannered tradeskiller by day but daring handsome crime fighter at night. Spreading peace and joy to norrath with his mighty Picnics!"

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Aliethiya
            Yes, but /why/ were you wiping down the shelves?


            ...



            nevermind. I don't want to know.
            You've never worked retail, have you?

            Now, let's kindly leave all crude jokes about my job in our heads, to keep things spiffy clean, jah?


            -Lilosh
            Venerable Noishpa Taltos , Planar Druid, Educated Halfling, and GM Baker.
            President and Founder of the Loudmouthed Sarcastic Halflings Society
            Also, Smalltim

            So take the fact of having a dirty mind as proof that you are world-savvy; it's not a flaw, it's an asset, if nothing else, it's a defense - Sanna

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            • #7
              AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!

              Piff is laughing too.

              Sometimes I have to fight not to start my sentences with the word "say". But I've never summoned any paper towels. ^_^ I summoned Quartic once... but I have to keep this G-rated, don't I.

              j/k.

              -- Sanna
              Mistress Tinkbang Tankboom - Ak'Anon, Tarew Marr
              Gneehugging Chantaranga of the 66th Mez Break - AA:59               		Assisted by Nakigoe Sennamida, Druidess of 65 Foraged Steamfont Springwaters - AA:8
              Quartic, Darkie Wizzy of 52 Self-Snares - Best Crit: 1680.
              [BK-210 // BR-250 // BS-203 // FL-200 // JC-240 // PT-200 // TL-200 ]---[ TK-179 // RS-182 // FS-165 ]-- Points: 1503/1750 -- Shawl: EIGHT and wearing it ^_^.
              Icon by Kenshingentatsu

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              • #8
                An angry customer scowls at you, ready to attack.
                What would you like your manager to say?
                Draggar De'Vir
                92 Assassin - Povar




                Xzorsh
                57 Druid of Tunare - Povar
                47 Druid of Tunare - Lockjaw

                Hark! Who is that, prowling along the fields! It is Draggar De'VIr, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He cries gutterally: "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!!"

                "No one can predict the future, so we all should eat our desserts first!" - Gaye from 'The Maelstorm's Eye" (Cloakmaster's Cycle book 3)

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                • #9
                  ROFL What!

                  Great one Draggar!


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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Sanna
                    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!

                    Piff is laughing too.

                    Sometimes I have to fight not to start my sentences with the word "say". But I've never summoned any paper towels. ^_^ I summoned Quartic once... but I have to keep this G-rated, don't I.

                    j/k.

                    -- Sanna
                    I can't even think of a way to comment on an interesting juxtaposition in that post without getting the thread wiped.

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                    • #11
                      without getting the thread wiped.
                      ...with paper towels?

                      Nhinx "You'd be surprised what you can do with just a few small purchases in the hardware department" Aphsion

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Nhin Impious
                        ...with paper towels?

                        Nhinx "You'd be surprised what you can do with just a few small purchases in the hardware department" Aphsion
                        Paper towels have many uses, yes.

                        /nods

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by ColdHeart
                          ROFL What!

                          Great one Draggar!
                          I'm a tech at a wireless phone store.

                          I get a lot of angry customers scowling at me, ready to attack (is it really my fault?)
                          Draggar De'Vir
                          92 Assassin - Povar




                          Xzorsh
                          57 Druid of Tunare - Povar
                          47 Druid of Tunare - Lockjaw

                          Hark! Who is that, prowling along the fields! It is Draggar De'VIr, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He cries gutterally: "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!!"

                          "No one can predict the future, so we all should eat our desserts first!" - Gaye from 'The Maelstorm's Eye" (Cloakmaster's Cycle book 3)

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                          • #14
                            Nah, don't worry about it Noish. EQ-isms are very useful in real life sometimes.

                            For instance:

                            Arakni: Cairn, you said you'd do the dishes 3 days ago, they're still rotting in the sink, I'm about ready to go off!

                            Cairn: K thanks info

                            that means, fight in T-3 minutes.

                            However, a note such as:

                            Can you turn the laundry over when you get home from class? kthxla~

                            Left on a computer means that the message was meant in a nice, lighthearted sort of way.

                            Two very similar phrases that mean different things, at least for Cairn and I.


                            .....We're all freaks. It's just whether you're ok with your level of freakydom or not.


                            (BTW, I miss you on Povar Noishy. I'm almost to a level where I could have grouped with you again).
                            Arakni Spellweaver
                            51st level Erudite Enchantress
                            Povar
                            250 Jewelcraft + Grandmaster Trophy!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Arakni Spellweaver
                              (BTW, I miss you on Povar Noishy. I'm almost to a level where I could have grouped with you again).

                              I miss everyone. Ever since I got this job, I work until 2am, and see nobody.


                              :-( But I miss you too.


                              -Lilosh
                              Venerable Noishpa Taltos , Planar Druid, Educated Halfling, and GM Baker.
                              President and Founder of the Loudmouthed Sarcastic Halflings Society
                              Also, Smalltim

                              So take the fact of having a dirty mind as proof that you are world-savvy; it's not a flaw, it's an asset, if nothing else, it's a defense - Sanna

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