your character was lactose intolerant? Could you still eat Misty Thicket Picnics? Would you still get the full benefits from them? Would you end up with mature cheese in your inventory when you were done with them?
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Originally posted by sumamael
Speaking from experience I think it would still give the full benefits but act like a poison dot with added sideeffects like longer spell casting times and slower run speed.Draggar De'Vir
92 Assassin - Povar
Xzorsh
57 Druid of Tunare - Povar
47 Druid of Tunare - Lockjaw
Hark! Who is that, prowling along the fields! It is Draggar De'VIr, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He cries gutterally: "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!!"
"No one can predict the future, so we all should eat our desserts first!" - Gaye from 'The Maelstorm's Eye" (Cloakmaster's Cycle book 3)
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I don't see how any EQ character could be lactose intolerant. Go with for a minute...
There are no toilets, right? No bathrooms of any kind. Yet we eat and drink voraciously. Where does it go? No one is getting any fatter or taller; we all miraculously stay the same.
My theory: we have impossibly fast metabolisms. Our bodies process food faster than we can eat it - aaaand, there is no by-product! (hence, no need to go to the little elves room)
So, if our metabolism is going faster than a new presidential administration through a budget limit, then we've got to have some pretty serious internal chemicals churning through that food.
Sooo....high chemical content, burning up food for energy or whatever....and you're lactose intolerant? Huh-nuh. Our EQ bodies are burning through food so fast, it doesn't even register that there was moo juice in something before we've already digested it.
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possibly, Chenier...
but there is still the unsolved "if there are no cows in EQ, what is in the Bottle of Milk?" controversy.
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Originally posted by Chenier
My theory: we have impossibly fast metabolisms. Our bodies process food faster than we can eat it - aaaand, there is no by-product! (hence, no need to go to the little elves room)
So, if our metabolism is going faster than a new presidential administration through a budget limit, then we've got to have some pretty serious internal chemicals churning through that food.
Wow, I've been going about this all wrong! Maybe I should go catch some roaches outside and make candied roaches!
Wait, what if the bathrooms are 'hidden' and you go when you're 'camped'? Casters can gate, why not gate to the PoB (Plane of Bathrooms)?
(Its 6:30 am, why am I posting?)Draggar De'Vir
92 Assassin - Povar
Xzorsh
57 Druid of Tunare - Povar
47 Druid of Tunare - Lockjaw
Hark! Who is that, prowling along the fields! It is Draggar De'VIr, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He cries gutterally: "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!!"
"No one can predict the future, so we all should eat our desserts first!" - Gaye from 'The Maelstorm's Eye" (Cloakmaster's Cycle book 3)
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Originally posted by Niami DenMother
Not going here, not touching it, nunh-unh, not me!
Think it folks, but resist the urge ... you can do it!
/ran 100
Shoot. I resisted.Draggar De'Vir
92 Assassin - Povar
Xzorsh
57 Druid of Tunare - Povar
47 Druid of Tunare - Lockjaw
Hark! Who is that, prowling along the fields! It is Draggar De'VIr, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He cries gutterally: "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!!"
"No one can predict the future, so we all should eat our desserts first!" - Gaye from 'The Maelstorm's Eye" (Cloakmaster's Cycle book 3)
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It's gnoll milk!
After all, cheese was originally discovered in Jaggedpine.Itzena Alhazared, Revenant of {Planeteers}, Vallon Zek. And also a seamstress.
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"Dog's milk is good for you. Full of calcium, full of vitamins, full of marrow bone jelly..."
A stack of morning dews to whomever tell me where that's from...
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Right country, wrong comedy. It's from an early season (or maybe the first novel) of Red Dwarf.Itzena Alhazared, Revenant of {Planeteers}, Vallon Zek. And also a seamstress.
Gelcea Macha, Wandering Animist of Tarew Marr. Will be a smith, one day.
"If it cannot hatch from it's shell, the chick will die without ever truly being born. We are the chick; the world is our egg. If we don't break the world's shell, we will die without truly being born. Smash the world's shell, for the Revolution of the World."
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