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    your character was lactose intolerant? Could you still eat Misty Thicket Picnics? Would you still get the full benefits from them? Would you end up with mature cheese in your inventory when you were done with them?

  • #2
    No worries.

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    • #3
      /collapses to the table in a laughing heap.


      aaaa, stopit, my sides hurt.
      ^_^


      /Wipes laughter tears from eyes.

      Thank you, I needed that. ^_^

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      • #4
        Speaking from experience I think it would still give the full benefits but act like a poison dot with added sideeffects like longer spell casting times and slower run speed.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by sumamael
          Speaking from experience I think it would still give the full benefits but act like a poison dot with added sideeffects like longer spell casting times and slower run speed.
          You should see how some mobs look with the graphic from being poisoned...
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          Hark! Who is that, prowling along the fields! It is Draggar De'VIr, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He cries gutterally: "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!!"

          "No one can predict the future, so we all should eat our desserts first!" - Gaye from 'The Maelstorm's Eye" (Cloakmaster's Cycle book 3)

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          • #6
            I don't see how any EQ character could be lactose intolerant. Go with for a minute...

            There are no toilets, right? No bathrooms of any kind. Yet we eat and drink voraciously. Where does it go? No one is getting any fatter or taller; we all miraculously stay the same.

            My theory: we have impossibly fast metabolisms. Our bodies process food faster than we can eat it - aaaand, there is no by-product! (hence, no need to go to the little elves room)

            So, if our metabolism is going faster than a new presidential administration through a budget limit, then we've got to have some pretty serious internal chemicals churning through that food.

            Sooo....high chemical content, burning up food for energy or whatever....and you're lactose intolerant? Huh-nuh. Our EQ bodies are burning through food so fast, it doesn't even register that there was moo juice in something before we've already digested it.


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            • #7
              possibly, Chenier...


              but there is still the unsolved "if there are no cows in EQ, what is in the Bottle of Milk?" controversy.


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              • #8
                Not going here, not touching it, nunh-unh, not me!

                Think it folks, but resist the urge ... you can do it!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Chenier
                  My theory: we have impossibly fast metabolisms. Our bodies process food faster than we can eat it - aaaand, there is no by-product! (hence, no need to go to the little elves room)

                  So, if our metabolism is going faster than a new presidential administration through a budget limit, then we've got to have some pretty serious internal chemicals churning through that food.
                  Then that edible goo, candied cockroaches, and batwing crunchies must be very healthy!

                  Wow, I've been going about this all wrong! Maybe I should go catch some roaches outside and make candied roaches!

                  Wait, what if the bathrooms are 'hidden' and you go when you're 'camped'? Casters can gate, why not gate to the PoB (Plane of Bathrooms)?




                  (Its 6:30 am, why am I posting?)
                  Draggar De'Vir
                  92 Assassin - Povar




                  Xzorsh
                  57 Druid of Tunare - Povar
                  47 Druid of Tunare - Lockjaw

                  Hark! Who is that, prowling along the fields! It is Draggar De'VIr, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He cries gutterally: "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!!"

                  "No one can predict the future, so we all should eat our desserts first!" - Gaye from 'The Maelstorm's Eye" (Cloakmaster's Cycle book 3)

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Niami DenMother
                    Not going here, not touching it, nunh-unh, not me!

                    Think it folks, but resist the urge ... you can do it!
                    /e Makes a save vs. temptation roll..
                    /ran 100

                    Shoot. I resisted.
                    Draggar De'Vir
                    92 Assassin - Povar




                    Xzorsh
                    57 Druid of Tunare - Povar
                    47 Druid of Tunare - Lockjaw

                    Hark! Who is that, prowling along the fields! It is Draggar De'VIr, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He cries gutterally: "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!!"

                    "No one can predict the future, so we all should eat our desserts first!" - Gaye from 'The Maelstorm's Eye" (Cloakmaster's Cycle book 3)

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                    • #11
                      It's gnoll milk!
                      After all, cheese was originally discovered in Jaggedpine.
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                      • #12
                        "Dog's milk is good for you. Full of calcium, full of vitamins, full of marrow bone jelly..."

                        A stack of morning dews to whomever tell me where that's from...


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                        • #13
                          "Plus it lasts longer than cows milk."
                          "Why's that?"
                          "Because no bugger'll drink it."

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                          • #14
                            That's got to be Pratchett.
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                            • #15
                              Right country, wrong comedy. It's from an early season (or maybe the first novel) of Red Dwarf.
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                              Gelcea Macha, Wandering Animist of Tarew Marr. Will be a smith, one day.


                              "If it cannot hatch from it's shell, the chick will die without ever truly being born. We are the chick; the world is our egg. If we don't break the world's shell, we will die without truly being born. Smash the world's shell, for the Revolution of the World."

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