Note to self...

[Malthorn]

RNG - chance that 20% of your hot dogs will fly into the fire whilst bbq'ing them...

If you had geerlock bbq tongs your failure rate due would be greatly decreased.

[Sanna]

small semi discussion with/at lilosh has prompted me to downplay the comment.

i was in the channel the other day complaining about a DNC combine that is STILL dnc, and was asking someone to either be/make a dwarf and test the combine, or let me go make a dwarf on another server, just to be sure it wasn't some odd mithaniel server bugg. Lilosh very kindly invited me to Povar for a moment, bought the necessary brick and dwarven ale, and handed them to me to try. Yes, definately a DNC. But that's not the point.

He shows up with Smalltim, his little gnome. He calls me an ugly dwarf. I tell him he's an equally ugly little gnome man. He illusions himself to Dwarf, so I tell him 'oooh, but still ugly'. or maybe something like that.


So my comment was originally a reference to that little instance in time, that his gnome alt is ugly and short. And the comment very inadvertantly took on a ..... very, very different appearance.


*Sanna casts Illusion: Dirty Old Fart*




And about the bbq geerlok... but it's only a 5pct skill mod... i mean, how much does that 'really' help? ^_^

-- Sanna
still loves Lilosh. /hug.

[Lilosh]

Originally posted by Sanna
He shows up with Smalltim, his little gnome.

http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=576678


-Lilosh

[Phabos]

*respectfully points out that Lilosh's 51 Gnome Smallfry has similar stats to my level 17 Gnome Enchanter*

I think "little gnome" is a generally good description of Timmy.

*stays out of the rest of the conversation*




Phabos Aphsion
Drunken Paladin of Brell
Tarew Marr

[Farnyr]

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

And why is it when a package is sent by boat its cargo, but when its sent by a truck its a shipment?

As for Lilosh, Gnomes = snack food, enough said.

[eniamn]

Originally posted by Lilosh
http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=576678


-Lilosh

wow man oldschool stuff. i have upgraded since then and am lv 37 but still like to keep some of the old stuff lying around. your wearing it though. what serrver?

edit ok for clarity. i started pre velious and quit but had a toon wearing very similar "uber" quip at the time. couldn't have afforded the good bronze stuff though. lol its been a while.

[Tweedledea]

Brownie parts

When I think of how many brownie parts I farmed in preparation for my first round of MTPS...

5 parts = 5 winter chocolate
5 winter chocolate to make 100 jumjum cakes
100 jumjum cakes means up to 1000 slices (50 stacks, or 10 bags full)

I forget how far I got before I 1) realised what I was doing and 2) had the idea to leave the slice combines as late as possible...

[Lilosh]

I fail to see what is so horrible about dressing a powerlevelled enchanting and vial-bot in newbie gear.

All I wanted him for was High INT, for Tinkering.

As it is, his Mana pool isn't too horribly bad with KEI.

-Lilosh

[Tinile]

Get little Tim a PotC earring at least

[Kirstin Thornhill]

Several years ago, my main was a warrior. I reached the lofty level of 25 or 26 before I stopped playing that character. My warrior was equipped in an almost full suit of crafted armor, and was considered very twinked at that time, wearing armor worn well into the 30s and even 40s by some warriors... (Dual weilding a langseax and PGT at the time, too!)

About the time Kunark was released, I stopped playing my warrior, and started my druid. My warrior became a storage mule, and never saw another kill again.

When LoY was released, I decided to make a frog warrior. I twinked my froggie out with all that uber warrior gear, and went to work. At level 15 in Paludal Caverns, I was grouped, and this was said in group chat...

"Let Swamps loot the armor, he needs to buy good gear."

It is sad how much Gear degrades in storage between expansions...

[Cigarskunk]

Originally posted by Arrica
And why do hot dogs come in packs of ten, while buns come in packs of eight?

If you make your hotdogs in batches of 80 then it works out.

But to answer you question - it's very simple - the extra two hotdogs are for the dog and the cat - both of whom neither want to eat nor should eat bread, therefor eliminating the need for the extra buns.

[Draggar]

Re: Note to self...

Originally posted by Stugein
...check yield amounts before spending 568pp on a single stack of Yarrow for when you are about to do only 20 Kaladim Constitutional combines. They yield 6 fermented yarrow per combine, idiot.

Use the paper for wadding, drink the wine, and eat the dogs.

[Draggar]

Originally posted by Cigarskunk
If you make your hotdogs in batches of 80 then it works out.

But to answer you question - it's very simple - the extra two hotdogs are for the dog and the cat - both of whom neither want to eat nor should eat bread, therefor eliminating the need for the extra buns.

Actualy, Turkey dogs are better for dogs. They're also great for training a dog to track.