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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

    eeked up to about 194 in tinkering.... decided to make some stuff to put on trader to make up for all the moneys i spent practicing tinkering.


    so i make a shopping list and decide to make some gate potions and artisan seals to put on my trader.

    made a couple unfired artisan seals zero failures.
    went to the kiln and ONE OF THE FRIGGIN THINGS POOFED. *you lack the skills to .........* WTF!!!!!!!!!! I got the skills to mount gems, craft the seal... but i ain't got the skillz to put the item on a friggin sheet of metal and stick it in the oven?

    I'm pretty sure if a halfling snuck up on me and hollared BOO! i might jump and drop it or break it or something *sigh*

    Saryrn Server -- My Magelo's Here

  • #2
    Ouch. Kiln failures hurt.


    My very first Artisan's Seal poofed in the wheel. Expensive. :-(


    I'm not sure why you're blaming a ranger for all of this, though?


    -Lilosh
    Venerable Noishpa Taltos , Planar Druid, Educated Halfling, and GM Baker.
    President and Founder of the Loudmouthed Sarcastic Halflings Society
    Also, Smalltim

    So take the fact of having a dirty mind as proof that you are world-savvy; it's not a flaw, it's an asset, if nothing else, it's a defense - Sanna

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    • #3
      It's traditional to blame a ranger, particularly if you forgot to sacrifice one to the gods of fate, chance, luck, etc. before you began your skillup run.

      It's even more appropriate when the ranger runs away and you have to chase him down and ... never mind.
      Sir KyrosKrane Sylvanblade
      Master Artisan (300 + GM Trophy in all) of Luclin (Veeshan)
      Master Fisherman (200) and possibly Drunk (2xx + 20%), not sober enough to tell!
      Lightbringer, Redeemer, and Valiant servant of Erollisi Marr

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      • #4
        this is most likely the case. I've been very astute in my observance of the following guildeline in the shaman handbook



        In my rigid adherance to this rule, ranger's have tanked in PoP zones, thereby causing "eddies" in the space-time continuum.

        This is most likely the reason for the JC AA failures, my personal kiln failure, and other anomolies.

        In an attempt to re-balance the fabric of space-time, I will schedule a fear raid and sacrifice some rangers to the golems. This may not be enough, and may require and coordinated server wide push to sacrifice rangers.

        So contact your necro friends that make essence emeralds, and your local epic guild that does fear raids. Also send bribes to shamans (blackmail if you must) and get them to "forget to slow", or "blame it on resist" when they have a ranger trying to tank in pop.

        This shouldn't have any negative impact on warriors and knights, who tell me they can "tank without a symbol or slow".

        Saryrn Server -- My Magelo's Here

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        • #5
          STOP THE H8 of rangers! =( i cry when a ranger dies! it hurts me inside and i feel ya at thispoint i wanna beat my fletching kits upside someones head hehe
          65th ranger of Rallos Zek
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          • #6
            Just remember that it's much more effective to sacrifice a LARGE ranger.

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            • #7
              While I love my ranger and can't wait till he gets higher (only 46) I still get a morbid kick out of ranger jokes.

              For example...

              Why don't rangers get Feign Death?
              They couldn't survive the fall.


              And this one may not be word-for-word, but you get the idea:

              How can you tell if a ranger broke into your house?
              Your cat is camping his corpse.


              There were several others I heard in a guild chat, but only those two stuck with me.


              -- C.

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              • #8
                sad thing is everyones jealous of us =/ our leetness exceeds most classes( tis the truth rangers are top 5best classes) /nod
                65th ranger of Rallos Zek
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by vegetoe
                  sad thing is everyones jealous of us =/ our leetness exceeds most classes( tis the truth rangers are top 5best classes) /nod

                  /agree Especially consider the other 4 are: Ranger, Ranger, Ranger, Chanty.

                  What? We gotta have our dealers.


                  Besides, you can't beat something like this, now, can you?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Arrica
                    Besides, you can't beat something like this, now, can you?
                    Trainin hard and sacrifice
                    Livin in a Ranger's Paradise..

                    Filthy Rangers trained me once. Had to find a rez. :-(

                    -Lilosh
                    Venerable Noishpa Taltos , Planar Druid, Educated Halfling, and GM Baker.
                    President and Founder of the Loudmouthed Sarcastic Halflings Society
                    Also, Smalltim

                    So take the fact of having a dirty mind as proof that you are world-savvy; it's not a flaw, it's an asset, if nothing else, it's a defense - Sanna

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                    • #11
                      Because every one needs to see the complete list of ranger jokes, I'm reposting the reposted version from, um, somewhere.

                      Q: Why does it rain so much in the Karanas?
                      A: Because everytime a ranger dies, Tunare sheds a tear.
                      Q: How can you tell a ranger tried to break into your house??
                      A: Your cat is camping his corpse.
                      Q: Why don't rangers get FD?
                      A: Because the fall to the ground would kill them.
                      Q: What do you call a Warrior with no arms and no legs?
                      A: I don't know, but it's better than a Ranger.
                      Q: How do you know when a ranger has been tanking?
                      A: You're on CR.
                      Q: Why is ranger armor green and brown?
                      A: Green so they can find their corpse in the dirt and brown so they can find their corpse on the grass.
                      Q: Whats the shortest Ranger joke ever?
                      A: LFG.
                      Q: what do you call a druid that doesnt have any spells and thinks he can melee?
                      A: A ranger!
                      Q: What is the difference between a ranger and a corpse?
                      A: 30 seconds of combat!

                      Q: What did one ranger say to the other at the soulbinder?
                      A: Do you come here often?
                      Q: Why did the Ranger cross the road ?
                      A: Because the chicken got him down to half a bub !
                      Things to ask rangers :
                      Ask if they need to get Aego before going in out door zones just in case it rains and they start losing HP.
                      Ask them if they've made a "/consent" hotkey yet to save time.
                      Ask them why they came to this raid, since there will be no need for them to eat any DT's.
                      Misc:
                      Ranger - Tank Simulator
                      /shout TRAIN TO ZONE!!! RANGERS AND CHILDREN FIRST!!
                      A_Random_Guildie says, "What does this MOB drop?"
                      You say, "RANGERS!"
                      A Ranger walks into a bar.... LOADING PLEASE WAIT.
                      Just after Kunark was released and epic discusions were rife. General
                      consensus was that the ranger epic would proc "resurrection".
                      It's more mana-efficient to res a ranger then heal one.
                      Monk (pulling): "Incoming, random_mob_o1 times three!!"
                      Raid Leader: "Off yer butz! Meleers to the front, casters step back....rangers....try to look as if you are contributing."

                      hope I edited the content correctly.

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                      • #12
                        /laughs and prints list... (has a ranger roomie)



                        Kirstin Thornhill
                        Venerable Storm Warden
                        My Tradeskills
                        Ancient Fellowship ~ DRUZZIL RO (XEV) Server
                        "Being cute doesn't mean being weak. It means being underestimated..."

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                        • #13
                          AHAHAHAHA i love it awsome awsome song /highfive RANGER POWER!
                          65th ranger of Rallos Zek
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                          • #14
                            eh since when can rangers train +( if i yell trainto zone i usualy die b4 i get out especialy in earth or water! =(
                            65th ranger of Rallos Zek
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                            • #15
                              ok i didnt read the ranger jokes post ~! my bad ok first i see all the jealous people here now ! rangers leet dps and tanking skeelz are superior to our drood counterparts! hmm i find the jokes kind of amusing! shows how many people really care about us by thinking of th is stuff ! WE ARE LOVED LOVED I TELL U~
                              65th ranger of Rallos Zek
                              Proud Member of Magus Imperialus Magicus

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