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One of our guild members has a bard alt and he’s started posting bits of bardic humor on our web page. He posted one about my character and his obsession with trade skills that made me laugh out loud so I thought I’d share it.
There once was a kitty named Pait,
Who loved to smith and bake.
But one time a cookin',
He just wasn't lookin',
And now his tail's in a cake!
Here’s another one he wrote that made me laugh, though its not about trade skills.
There once was a troll from Grobb,
Who was found all bruised up on a log,
He looked chagrined,
As he scratched his chin,
And said, "My ass got kicked by a frog!"
These Limericks have been brought to by
Jeoffrey Chaucer
The Bard King of Norrath
There once was a kitty named Pait,
Who loved to smith and bake.
But one time a cookin',
He just wasn't lookin',
And now his tail's in a cake!
Here’s another one he wrote that made me laugh, though its not about trade skills.
There once was a troll from Grobb,
Who was found all bruised up on a log,
He looked chagrined,
As he scratched his chin,
And said, "My ass got kicked by a frog!"
These Limericks have been brought to by
Jeoffrey Chaucer
The Bard King of Norrath
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