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  • #61
    Had to add this

    Saw a BMW today on the freeway with a plate that said

    ZONED

    Wife and I both looked at each other and busted out laughing and said where is the TRAIN and dang newbie did not even OOC or SHOUT for us.

    LOL

    Woodeckt WolfdenGlade Warden of the 65th Circle & 36AA -
    Follower of Karana & Protector of all Living Creatures.Captain Serving Trampers Trade
    The Wolfden Clan




    • #62
      ... when you are at work or a far away class and want to Gate back to your dorm or cast Ring (or Circle) of Japanese, so you don't have to walk all the way across campus.

      When you wish you could cast sow on yourself to get to that class.

      When you wish you could Sneak out of your English class, or even just Hide and sleep. (Oh wait, I already do the latter.)

      When you hit F9 to try to refresh an internet page (instead of F5).

      When your roommate tells you her noob frog alt just dinged 6, and you say, "say rock on!"

      When your roommate is COMPLETELY UNFAZED by that statement.

      When your roommate asks you, "Watcha doing?" And you calmly reply, "Brewing up some Vodka." And she's unfazed by that too. (meanwhile your bf on the phone is like, "........")



      Or, when you write things like:
      http://pub86.ezboard.com/fblackcrown52169frm1.showMessage?topicID=179.topic - LOTR-TT EQ style
      and
      http://pub86.ezboard.com/fblackcrown52169frm1.showMessage?topicID=180.topic - Nerf em All!
      These by Landriell of Sullon's Black Crown guild.


      EQ is just too funny to be taken seroiusly. (So is spelling.)
      Mistress Tinkbang Tankboom - Ak'Anon, Tarew Marr
      Gneehugging Chantaranga of the 66th Mez Break - AA:59
      Assisted by Nakigoe Sennamida, Druidess of 65 Foraged Steamfont Springwaters - AA:8
      Quartic, Darkie Wizzy of 52 Self-Snares - Best Crit: 1680.
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      • #63
        Lately, when writing notes to people, I am tempted to add /smile or /bow at the end...

        I also find myself in the habit of saying "grumble" out loud. Thank you serverwide.eqtraders...

        Phabos
        Drunken Paladin of Brell

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        • #64
          I've started using the phrase "scowl" a lot more then I probably would have normally.


          It aptly describes my mood most of the time.


          -Lilosh
          Venerable Noishpa Taltos , Planar Druid, Educated Halfling, and GM Baker.
          President and Founder of the Loudmouthed Sarcastic Halflings Society
          Also, Smalltim

          So take the fact of having a dirty mind as proof that you are world-savvy; it's not a flaw, it's an asset, if nothing else, it's a defense - Sanna

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          • #65
            Nasty Ninja Looter

            It was real bad when myself & 2 other EQ friends decided to try a night away from EQ and play a LAN connected game of Diablo II. We're all in the same house playing and 1 friend was constantly grabbing all the gold & gem drops before we even got a chance to see them. Suddenly, you hear "**** you !! you filthy 'Ninja Looter'"

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            • #66
              OK, that's REALLY funny. I just did the same thing with Dialbo II and I keep messing myself up by THINKING like I'm playing EQ. I never realized how much of the patterns of combat I've gotten used to from EQ. And ANYTHING we talk about is, of course, in EQ lingo since we seem to have FORGOTTEN how to refer to spells without using things like buff, debuf, DoT, Etc.
              Morani
              Wanderer of Tunare,
              Protector of The Mother's children.

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              • #67
                I just saw something funny , and Immediatly thought

                "Man, I wish I had a screenshot of that!"


                -Lilosh
                Venerable Noishpa Taltos , Planar Druid, Educated Halfling, and GM Baker.
                President and Founder of the Loudmouthed Sarcastic Halflings Society
                Also, Smalltim

                So take the fact of having a dirty mind as proof that you are world-savvy; it's not a flaw, it's an asset, if nothing else, it's a defense - Sanna

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                • #68
                  :? ....I think im the worst of everyone. On more than one occasion, I have said, out loud, in public "I wish I could screenshot real life".

                  Not to mention thinking I can gate home from class, or thinking I can skill up by making dinner, etc.
                  Xynn: Cleric of Innoruuk 240 Baker 187 Brewer drinking and eating.... /burp!
                  Farnyr Shrubhugger: Druid of Karana 182 tailoring and crying....
                  Vazaelle

                  Professore: Rogue of Agnostic 125 Make Poison and stabbin... All Hail Agnostic!
                  Tarew Marr

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                  • #69
                    My other-half asked me how dinner was coming along and I responded "All the pre-combines are done." Scarily, I hadn't really thought about what I said until he asked me if Roast Beef and Potatos was trivial.

                    A friend still laughs at me about baking in game, FINALLY I got 250 and screeched happily and bounced about and then said "Oh &%$£ my onions are burning AFK!" and ran into the kitchen where my RL food was ruined. :/

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                    • #70
                      You find a spider web on the wall and wonder if you can farm spider silk from the spider that made it or if it's only going to drop spiderling silk.
                      Retired -
                      Avelyna, 69 ranger
                      Tiadari, 62 druid
                      Syrarri, 52 beastlord
                      Rodcet Nife

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                      • #71
                        You have twins named Dain and Tormax.
                        Prophet Ragathor

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                        • #72
                          Ragathor are you serious?!

                          Dains a really neat name(I go for seldom used names), but I dont know if I'd choose Tormax...not that its a bad name or anything or....*sigh* *removes foot from mouth*
                          Xynn: Cleric of Innoruuk 240 Baker 187 Brewer drinking and eating.... /burp!
                          Farnyr Shrubhugger: Druid of Karana 182 tailoring and crying....
                          Vazaelle

                          Professore: Rogue of Agnostic 125 Make Poison and stabbin... All Hail Agnostic!
                          Tarew Marr

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                          • #73
                            My first born is Named Yelniak.

                            She doesnt move much, but if anyone gets near her, without alot of Candy/Toy faction work, they are toast.


                            -Lilosh
                            Venerable Noishpa Taltos , Planar Druid, Educated Halfling, and GM Baker.
                            President and Founder of the Loudmouthed Sarcastic Halflings Society
                            Also, Smalltim

                            So take the fact of having a dirty mind as proof that you are world-savvy; it's not a flaw, it's an asset, if nothing else, it's a defense - Sanna

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                            • #74
                              Noish, this is no way sarcastic, but, you have children? I didnt know....
                              Xynn: Cleric of Innoruuk 240 Baker 187 Brewer drinking and eating.... /burp!
                              Farnyr Shrubhugger: Druid of Karana 182 tailoring and crying....
                              Vazaelle

                              Professore: Rogue of Agnostic 125 Make Poison and stabbin... All Hail Agnostic!
                              Tarew Marr

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                              • #75
                                I dont.
                                Venerable Noishpa Taltos , Planar Druid, Educated Halfling, and GM Baker.
                                President and Founder of the Loudmouthed Sarcastic Halflings Society
                                Also, Smalltim

                                So take the fact of having a dirty mind as proof that you are world-savvy; it's not a flaw, it's an asset, if nothing else, it's a defense - Sanna

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