So there I was, sitting down in SHadow Haven , at the jewelry shop. You know the one, near the bazaar.
My friend Arakni was working on her Jewelcraft, and a guildmate of ours was singing a mana song to help her enchant.
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Smalltim, and I am an enchanter. I was sitting there, discussing life with Arakni, and I got a wee bit bored. I became an Ogre, and commented on my beauty. I became a troll , and threatened to smash the Merchant.
Much hilarity was had by all. I even became a Earth Elemental, and made comments about taunting attackers, and begging forgiveness. Arakni was amused, I was in stitches, and fun was had by all.
All of sudden, I see FOUR guards agro on something... "A fool you are to test your skills against mine!!!". I wonder what poor slob decided to pull the guards, or hit the wrong hotkey, or what have you. As I start to ponder this, 2-4 guards break down the door to the jewelry merchants shop, sending wood and metal everywhere. They rush over, and without delay SLICE ME TO BITS.
As I arrived at my bind point, Arakni stopped laughing long enough to tell me that 2?? guards decided I was a public menace and wailed on me.
A little research about illusions and luclin, and I found out that while Iksar, Ogres, and other threats to society are allowed to run freely in SH, Elementals are apparently public menace #1. How all of those Mage Pets have survived this long is a mind-boggler.
Sufficed to say, this is one enchanter who won't be making any Mage Pets jokes ANYWHERE near SH anytime soon. For all I know, a guard may decide to pass within 100 feet of me and RANDOMLY aggro.
At least I got a really good rez, thanks to Arakni's husband.
Dieing for the amusement of others for **** near 7 months now,
-Lilosh
My friend Arakni was working on her Jewelcraft, and a guildmate of ours was singing a mana song to help her enchant.
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Smalltim, and I am an enchanter. I was sitting there, discussing life with Arakni, and I got a wee bit bored. I became an Ogre, and commented on my beauty. I became a troll , and threatened to smash the Merchant.
Much hilarity was had by all. I even became a Earth Elemental, and made comments about taunting attackers, and begging forgiveness. Arakni was amused, I was in stitches, and fun was had by all.
All of sudden, I see FOUR guards agro on something... "A fool you are to test your skills against mine!!!". I wonder what poor slob decided to pull the guards, or hit the wrong hotkey, or what have you. As I start to ponder this, 2-4 guards break down the door to the jewelry merchants shop, sending wood and metal everywhere. They rush over, and without delay SLICE ME TO BITS.
As I arrived at my bind point, Arakni stopped laughing long enough to tell me that 2?? guards decided I was a public menace and wailed on me.
A little research about illusions and luclin, and I found out that while Iksar, Ogres, and other threats to society are allowed to run freely in SH, Elementals are apparently public menace #1. How all of those Mage Pets have survived this long is a mind-boggler.
Sufficed to say, this is one enchanter who won't be making any Mage Pets jokes ANYWHERE near SH anytime soon. For all I know, a guard may decide to pass within 100 feet of me and RANDOMLY aggro.
At least I got a really good rez, thanks to Arakni's husband.
Dieing for the amusement of others for **** near 7 months now,
-Lilosh
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