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  • Happy Turkey Day

    Happy Turkey And Gravy Soda Day, folks. Now, for some fun:

    How To Cook A Turkey

    Step 1: Go buy a turkey
    Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)
    Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
    Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
    Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
    Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
    Step 7: Turn oven the on
    Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
    Step 9: Turk the bastey
    Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
    Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
    Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
    Step 13: Bake the whiskey for hours
    Step 14: Take the oven out of the lurkey
    Step 15: Floor the lurkey up off of the pick
    Step 16: Floor the lurkey up off of the pick
    Step 17: Turk the carvey
    Step 18: Get yourself nuther scottle of botch
    Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself another glass of turkey
    Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

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    Follow these directions and by the time you turn the oven on, you're already pretty much baked.

    Nerissa Goldenrose 51 Bard
    ** Brewing 248 * Baking 195 * Pottery 144 * Tailoring 115 **
    Aalinai 45 Enchanter
    ** Pottery 202 * Jewelcraft 167 **

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