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A North Carolina State Trooper had a perfect spot to watch
for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered
the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road
with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD".
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through
an automated radar post in Charlotte, North Carolina. A $95.00 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $95.00. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As a North Carolina State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, I'll bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the N.C. State Police Ball. "He replied, "North Carolina State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.
A North Carolina State Trooper had a perfect spot to watch
for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered
the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road
with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD".
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through
an automated radar post in Charlotte, North Carolina. A $95.00 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $95.00. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As a North Carolina State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, I'll bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the N.C. State Police Ball. "He replied, "North Carolina State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.
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