true or false?

[sumamael]

Shamelessly stolen from my guild's board:



ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man +smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man +dumb woman = pregnancy


OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss +smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribsand cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

[kiztent]

True.

Bah, stupid minimum length requirements

[Ursawraith]

Ahh, the truth is so funny

[Cubwynn]

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

*CACKLE* *CACKLE*

question, though... there's a difference?

[Frerin the Smith]

Until a man is married, he is incomplete.
Once a man is married, he is finished.

[Lilosh]

*snicker*

This post is QUALITY.

"To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. "


-Lilosh

[Cubwynn]

Until a man is married, he is incomplete.
Once a man is married, he is finished.

If you're not a complete person before your marriage, you have little hope of being complete in your marriage.

[Silverfish]

The Hidden Joke...

Cubwynn had in his .sig:

"Evil is a master chef unable to stuff eight things in a picnic basket..."

The hidden joke here, of course, is that the master chef would have better luck stuffing seven things in the basket. Besides, it's magic! You want sensibility? If there was sense, there'd be pie in the picnic, not cake.

Silverfish