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Maybe you need a girl's night out...
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even whensmashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12:00. He did not seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock. "When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said,"oh @#%$," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even whensmashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12:00. He did not seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock. "When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said,"oh @#%$," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.
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