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I know it's not even Thanksgiving yet, but I'm being /poked by a dwarven paladin to post some things, so this will be the first.
Yes, after a while the beat gets off... I wish I could have attached an MP3 because it makes it funnier, but my mic is broken /sad. And yes my singing voice is at minimum tolerable-to-decently-pleasant.
Oh, and last note: On the 'Fifth Day' lines, the part in parenthesis is meant to be sung to three descending chord-tones... yet another reason why i need a mic...
Anyway, have at it.
Thursday, Nov 13, 2003
by Sanna
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A Monk who learned that he could FD.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A Bard who just got Selos,
and a Monk who really tried to FD.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A Warr'r trying to taunt,
A Bard trying to run,
and a Monk who once more failed to FD.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A Shammy, now with Sow,
A Warr'r working taunt,
A Bard with AOE Dot,
and a Monk who died because of FD... that failed.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A Mage who finally got a pet! (But it kinda sucks...)
The Shammy's casting sow
Warr'r's still taunting,
Bard's gone off to kite,
and the Monk has just now found his body.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A druid ho for ports,
Maaaage with a water pet (Stabby-stabby-staaaaaab)
Shammy's trying to slow,
Warr's taunt failed,
Bard... well, who knows.
And the Monk is in Pok, working on FD.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Kitty beast with huge pet,
Druid for the sow,
Maaaaage with a fire pet (burn, baby, burn)
Shammy's got a puppy,
Warr's just gonna tank,
Bard is here, and... naked.
And the Monk just laughs and jumps from the tree. (He's working on Safe Fall now.)
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Necro wanting bone chips,
Troll beast with a small pet,
A druid for the regen,
Maaaaaage with an air pet! (Back-staaaa-aaab) <-- they don't stab? what do they do?
Shammy's puppy died,
War lost his aggro,
Bard is trying to kite, again,
And the Monk, he finally, actually FD'd. Because he had to lose the Warrior's aggro.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A Wizard who nuked aggro away from the War'r,
A Necro in Lich form who got asked for Kei
An Ogre Beast -- who's not important,
A druid casting sow (for donations)
Maaaaaaaage with an Earth pet! (****** you rooted the mob)
Shammy's playing healer
War finally keeps aggro
Bard just sits back and sings the mana song,
And the Monk complains about his DPS. And his FD.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A Rogue who's been hiding since day six,
A Wizard quadding wyverns,
A Necro trying to duel
The Barb beast who declines,
The druid's casting free sow,
Aaaaaat the Nexus book! (Yes, we cut the Mage)
Shammy's jealous of the Beast's Crack
War is happy he has no mana,
Bard just laughs at them all,
And the Monk is tired of being told to pull.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A Pally who could hold not only his own aggro, but the Warrior's too,
A Rogue for awesome DPS,
Wizard quadding in Nadox now,
A Necro who died from Lich form,
A Beast who's glad the Chanter's not here,
A druid who finally got away from them all
Aaaaand is charmkiting in Jaggy! (Yes, we're still cutting the Mage)
Shammy's sick of this group,
War wants a durn Cleric,
Bard is gone again,
And the Monk has just succeeded to -- Mend.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
ONE CLICK STICK'D CLERIC! (/tell Cleric will u rez me in jpf? i'll port u there)
A Pally with his horse,
A Rogue I never see,
A Wizard with his clicky rune,
A Necro dueling his pet because he's bored,
A Beast who's doing the exact same thing,
A druid looking for a rez,
Aaaaaaaand the Mage got her epic! (And it still sucks)
Shammy's laughing hard,
Till War looses aggro
Bard is out of sight, still,
And the Monk has finally maxxed his FD!
Dumb Creative Writing major... five semesters and this is what I come up with? hehehhehe. Hope you all enjoy.
-- Sanna
Yes, after a while the beat gets off... I wish I could have attached an MP3 because it makes it funnier, but my mic is broken /sad. And yes my singing voice is at minimum tolerable-to-decently-pleasant.
Oh, and last note: On the 'Fifth Day' lines, the part in parenthesis is meant to be sung to three descending chord-tones... yet another reason why i need a mic...
Anyway, have at it.
Thursday, Nov 13, 2003
by Sanna
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A Monk who learned that he could FD.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A Bard who just got Selos,
and a Monk who really tried to FD.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A Warr'r trying to taunt,
A Bard trying to run,
and a Monk who once more failed to FD.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A Shammy, now with Sow,
A Warr'r working taunt,
A Bard with AOE Dot,
and a Monk who died because of FD... that failed.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A Mage who finally got a pet! (But it kinda sucks...)
The Shammy's casting sow
Warr'r's still taunting,
Bard's gone off to kite,
and the Monk has just now found his body.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A druid ho for ports,
Maaaage with a water pet (Stabby-stabby-staaaaaab)
Shammy's trying to slow,
Warr's taunt failed,
Bard... well, who knows.
And the Monk is in Pok, working on FD.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Kitty beast with huge pet,
Druid for the sow,
Maaaaage with a fire pet (burn, baby, burn)
Shammy's got a puppy,
Warr's just gonna tank,
Bard is here, and... naked.
And the Monk just laughs and jumps from the tree. (He's working on Safe Fall now.)
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Necro wanting bone chips,
Troll beast with a small pet,
A druid for the regen,
Maaaaaage with an air pet! (Back-staaaa-aaab) <-- they don't stab? what do they do?
Shammy's puppy died,
War lost his aggro,
Bard is trying to kite, again,
And the Monk, he finally, actually FD'd. Because he had to lose the Warrior's aggro.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A Wizard who nuked aggro away from the War'r,
A Necro in Lich form who got asked for Kei
An Ogre Beast -- who's not important,
A druid casting sow (for donations)
Maaaaaaaage with an Earth pet! (****** you rooted the mob)
Shammy's playing healer
War finally keeps aggro
Bard just sits back and sings the mana song,
And the Monk complains about his DPS. And his FD.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A Rogue who's been hiding since day six,
A Wizard quadding wyverns,
A Necro trying to duel
The Barb beast who declines,
The druid's casting free sow,
Aaaaaat the Nexus book! (Yes, we cut the Mage)
Shammy's jealous of the Beast's Crack
War is happy he has no mana,
Bard just laughs at them all,
And the Monk is tired of being told to pull.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A Pally who could hold not only his own aggro, but the Warrior's too,
A Rogue for awesome DPS,
Wizard quadding in Nadox now,
A Necro who died from Lich form,
A Beast who's glad the Chanter's not here,
A druid who finally got away from them all
Aaaaand is charmkiting in Jaggy! (Yes, we're still cutting the Mage)
Shammy's sick of this group,
War wants a durn Cleric,
Bard is gone again,
And the Monk has just succeeded to -- Mend.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
ONE CLICK STICK'D CLERIC! (/tell Cleric will u rez me in jpf? i'll port u there)
A Pally with his horse,
A Rogue I never see,
A Wizard with his clicky rune,
A Necro dueling his pet because he's bored,
A Beast who's doing the exact same thing,
A druid looking for a rez,
Aaaaaaaand the Mage got her epic! (And it still sucks)
Shammy's laughing hard,
Till War looses aggro
Bard is out of sight, still,
And the Monk has finally maxxed his FD!
Dumb Creative Writing major... five semesters and this is what I come up with? hehehhehe. Hope you all enjoy.
-- Sanna
Did it at work last year, and seems I deleted it. *sigh*
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