Cows on the racing circuit.
Yes, there is such a thing - HONEST TO GOD, I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP; THE WEBSITE IS http://www.cowrace.com/ - as an organized cow racing circuit, complete with jockeys and saddles and everything. You get on the cow, race the cow and take home a purse of real money and everything if you win.
After all, any idiot can make a bike go fast, but getting decent speed out of a cow requires skill.
MOO!
Yes, there is such a thing - HONEST TO GOD, I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP; THE WEBSITE IS http://www.cowrace.com/ - as an organized cow racing circuit, complete with jockeys and saddles and everything. You get on the cow, race the cow and take home a purse of real money and everything if you win.
After all, any idiot can make a bike go fast, but getting decent speed out of a cow requires skill.
MOO!
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