mathamatical proof that woman is evil

[sir0die]

We all know that to keep a woman, you need time and money, the more time , the more money you need.

WOMAN = TIME * MONEY

We also know that time is money

TIME = MONEY

So

WOMAN = MONEY * MONEY

WOMAN = (MONEY)squared

we also know that money is the root of all evil

MONEY = squarerootEVIL

WOMAN = (squarerootEVIL)squared

the square root and the root cancel each other out and you have

WOMAN = EVIL

sorry, the superscript to denote squared did not work, or the squareroot symbol.

[merkell]

Removed my post because I agree with the following post.
But it is funny.

[Inyidd]

As funny as this probably is to some, I'm pretty sure that it's not appropriate for a "General Trade Skill Questions/Comments" board. I'm also pretty sure it's only real use is as flame bait.

--Inyidd

[Cigarskunk]

Pah - we all already knew that women were inherantly evil - just look at this old saying -

A man isn't complete until he's married - then he's finished.

Nuff said.

[Lothay]

Okay - humor value aside, I can see this turning into flames because roughly 52% of the population is likely to be offended.

Closing now.