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    I believe you have my stapler?

    (Think: Red Swingline (was that the right brand?))
    Draggar De'Vir
    92 Assassin - Povar




    Xzorsh
    57 Druid of Tunare - Povar
    47 Druid of Tunare - Lockjaw

    Hark! Who is that, prowling along the fields! It is Draggar De'VIr, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He cries gutterally: "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!!"

    "No one can predict the future, so we all should eat our desserts first!" - Gaye from 'The Maelstorm's Eye" (Cloakmaster's Cycle book 3)

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    I - I - I could...burn this place...down.

    --Inyidd
    Inyidd Bullneck - Dorf Waryer - Morell-Thule

    I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every last second of it!

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    • #3
      Why don't I get you another copy of that memo, yeah.
      Lothay retired from EQ in 2003
      EQ Traders - Moderator - MySpace or LiveJournal

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      • #4
        http://www.swingline.com/html/1695.html

        My roommate has one.
        Fielan Aan'Cueran - The Keepers
        62 Hierophant
        E'ci

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        • #5
          HEY PETER MAN! CHECK OUT THE CHICK ON CHANNEL NINE!!!


          -Lilosh
          Venerable Noishpa Taltos , Planar Druid, Educated Halfling, and GM Baker.
          President and Founder of the Loudmouthed Sarcastic Halflings Society
          Also, Smalltim

          So take the fact of having a dirty mind as proof that you are world-savvy; it's not a flaw, it's an asset, if nothing else, it's a defense - Sanna

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          • #6
            Good lines from that movie:

            "Maybe I'll show her my 'O' face"

            "I stole something"

            "Just like in Superman"

            "You want me to express myself??"



            BTW - the guy who starred in that movie (I forgot his name) did a great job in '44 Minutes'.
            Draggar De'Vir
            92 Assassin - Povar




            Xzorsh
            57 Druid of Tunare - Povar
            47 Druid of Tunare - Lockjaw

            Hark! Who is that, prowling along the fields! It is Draggar De'VIr, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He cries gutterally: "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!!"

            "No one can predict the future, so we all should eat our desserts first!" - Gaye from 'The Maelstorm's Eye" (Cloakmaster's Cycle book 3)

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            • #7
              And for those that *love* printers:

              "Why does it say Paper Jam when there IS - NO - PAPER JAM!"

              --Inyidd
              Inyidd Bullneck - Dorf Waryer - Morell-Thule

              I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every last second of it!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Inyidd
                And for those that *love* printers:

                "Why does it say Paper Jam when there IS - NO - PAPER JAM!"

                --Inyidd
                Actualy, it was a digital sender.

                Cheap ones run $12,000 (US). Now that final scene with it should seem more funny, and yes, they are a pain in the real to work, I used to sell them for HP.
                Draggar De'Vir
                92 Assassin - Povar




                Xzorsh
                57 Druid of Tunare - Povar
                47 Druid of Tunare - Lockjaw

                Hark! Who is that, prowling along the fields! It is Draggar De'VIr, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He cries gutterally: "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!!"

                "No one can predict the future, so we all should eat our desserts first!" - Gaye from 'The Maelstorm's Eye" (Cloakmaster's Cycle book 3)

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                • #9
                  "So every day you see me, that's the worst day of my life."
                  "Wow, that's ****** up"
                  Sister Railina
                  You live and learn. Or you don't live long. --R.A.H.

                  This comic turned me into a total fan-girl.

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                  • #10
                    "It looks like someone's got a case of the mondays!"

                    That has got to be one of the most quotable movies!

                    --Inyidd
                    Inyidd Bullneck - Dorf Waryer - Morell-Thule

                    I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every last second of it!

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                    • #11
                      I can not, for obvious (moderation) reasons, quote the real line.

                      My most-quoted line, in everyday life, has got to be by the Indian Man...

                      "This... This is a FRUMP!!!!!!"

                      (The last word of that line, in the movie, also begins with f and has four letters. The way he says it is GOLDEN)

                      -Lilosh
                      Venerable Noishpa Taltos , Planar Druid, Educated Halfling, and GM Baker.
                      President and Founder of the Loudmouthed Sarcastic Halflings Society
                      Also, Smalltim

                      So take the fact of having a dirty mind as proof that you are world-savvy; it's not a flaw, it's an asset, if nothing else, it's a defense - Sanna

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                      • #12
                        Didja get the memo on the TPS reports?

                        Yeeaaaahhh...



                        "Actualy, in any given day I do roughly 15 minutes of real work"

                        And the phone messages..

                        Yeah,
                        Yeeeaaaahh,
                        Yeah,
                        Yeah,
                        Yeah
                        Yeah....
                        Draggar De'Vir
                        92 Assassin - Povar




                        Xzorsh
                        57 Druid of Tunare - Povar
                        47 Druid of Tunare - Lockjaw

                        Hark! Who is that, prowling along the fields! It is Draggar De'VIr, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He cries gutterally: "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!!"

                        "No one can predict the future, so we all should eat our desserts first!" - Gaye from 'The Maelstorm's Eye" (Cloakmaster's Cycle book 3)

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                        • #13
                          " I'm not going to go to work anymore!"
                          "So you quit your job?"
                          "No... I'm just not going to go."


                          Hehe,

                          My favorite line in that one.

                          In RL my favorite is:

                          "I pretend to work, and they pretend to pay me!" (It's the life of a grad student)

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