Spam in the place where we post....

[Traska]

Danger, Danger Will Robinson!

There's a spammer on the boards, and they posted THIS:

http://mboards.eqtraders.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=5274

(I recognize it as spam because I've seen it before)

[Verdandi]

Removed to await trial by the House Ogre. *cackles*

[Morani]

ARRRRRGGGG!!! I now have an REM song stuck in my head!!!!!

<singing> Spam in the place where we post... Now face north...

[Delfontes]

Yup, REM song in my head.

Stand

Stand in the place where you live
Now face North
Think about direction
Wonder why you haven't before
Now stand in the place where you work
Now face West
Think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven't before


If you are confused check with the sun
Carry a compass to help you along
Your feet are going to be on the ground
Your head is there to move you around


Stand in the place where you live
Now face North
Think about direction
Wonder why you haven't before
Now stand in the place where you work
Now face West
Think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven't before


Your feet are going to be on the ground
Your head is there to move you around
If wishes were trees the trees would be falling
Listen to reason
Season is calling


Stand in the place where you live
Now face North
Think about direction
Wonder why you haven't before
Now stand in the place where you work
Now face West
Think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven't before


If wishes were trees the trees would be falling
Listen to reason
Reason is calling
Your feet are going to be on the ground
Your head is there to move you around


So stand (stand)
Now face North
Think about direction, wonder why you haven't before
Now stand (stand)
Now face West
Think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven't


Stand in the place where you live
Now face North
Think about direction
Wonder why you haven't before
Now stand in the place where you work
Now face West
Think about the place where you live
Wonder why you haven't before


Stand in the place where you are (Now face North)
Stand in the place where you are (Now face West)
Your feet are going to be on the ground (Stand in the place where you are)
Your head is there to move you around, so stand

So now it's in all your heads too. Just to be even.

[Cuiva Lapdancer]

Lucky me - I don't know that song.

*ducks and hides*

[Draggar]

Now I have visions of Chris Elliot (that was his name, right?) delivering newspapers on a bike...

[Dhomal the Scavenger]

Hello-

Well - *I* just seem to be a bit hungrier now - maybe I'll have some Spam.....


Dhomal the Scavenger

"When you are done - don't just throw it out - Use it for spackle - or bathroom grout....."

[Traska]

Bonus point to Dhomal for knowing the speicific song I was paraphrasing. =)

[Zallarenya]

I might sound like the grumpy little gnome saying this, but am I the only one who sees the irony in this thread?

Noise is no better than spam. It's actually worse than spam on a board such as this that is actively moderated to keep the spam out. Even the patient Denmother herself has made comment concerning the ever-decreasing signal-to-noise ratio on this board.

As I've been saying since days of old - "Think before you post."

[Traska]

Oh feh. =P

Information was delivered, and then it got silly. It's not like after the second or third post, any new information was added. Anyone who read it the first day new it was in a downward spiral to silliness. Heck, the title was designed to inspire it just a bit...