So I'm sitting in Shadow Haven doing my combines of MTPs and enjoying a rather nice success rate - great - I should make some nice plat in the bazaar when I go to bed.
Then the idiots start rolling in. (Mind you I've got a C3 that I paid for as an INT buff ticking off of me as all of this is happening)
Idiot_01 shouts - were can I buy cats eye agates?
NP - I happen to have the SH tradeskill list in front of me -
Me /ooc - Adinson Allonode neg 11 pos 634
Idiot_01 shouts - were can I buy cats eye agates?
NP - it came within a few seconds of my /ooc - he had probobly been in the middle of hitting the button.
Idiot_01 shouts - were can I buy cats eye agates?
Hmm, maybe he missed my /ooc?
Me /ooc - Adinson Allonode neg 11 pos 634
Idiot_01 shouts - were can I buy cats eye agates?
Idiot_01 shouts - were can I buy cats eye agates?
Idiot_01 shouts - were can I buy cats eye agates?
At this point others are trying to tell this guy were to find the cats eye agate merchant - three different people have explained it in a rather nice spread of ways - even someone who was here for the first time could find these things now.
Idiot_01 shouts - were can I buy cats eye agates?
Now I'm REALLY anoyed - I just want to do my baking.
Me /ooc - Adinson Allonode neg 11 pos 634
Me /ooc - Adinson Allonode neg 11 pos 634
Me /ooc - Adinson Allonode neg 11 pos 634
Me /ooc - Adinson Allonode neg 11 pos 634
Ahh, blessed silence - he finally saw it.
Idiot_01 shouts - were can I buy cats eye agates?
/ignore idiot_01 - should have done that in the first place - sigh.
idiot_02 tells you - can you show a fellow SK were I can find the echo cavern spells
OK, no prob - the poor guy probobly went into the wrong half - did it myself several times - so I give him directions on where to find the secret enterance and were to go from there.
idiot_02 tells you - I can't find it - can you show me?
Sigh - ok, it's poorly done - np - tell him to meet me at soulbinder - he actually shows up in less than 30 seconds. Show him secret enterance and give him full instructions on were to go and how to get there - start heading back to my oven.
idiot_02 tells you (not even 5 seconds after I've left) Still can't find it - can you show me?
/em furrows his eyebrows, looks out of corner of eyes towards direction idiot_02 was left. /Tell him yet again and then ignore idiot_02.
Idiot_03 shouts - Excuse me, but would anyone be nice enough to tell me how can I get SH faction?
Ahh, this can't be an idiot - must be a real newby - so I /ooc where to find the trade commissioner and the barbarian (didn't have the dwarf info at finger tips but that would be enough). There is a pause for a few minutes and then...
Idiot_03 shouts - I can't find the barbarian - what water is he near?
OK, np - that was my bad - /ooc that he's behind the door on the wall of the soulbinder by the big pool with the nexus gate.
Idiot_03 shouts - Still can't find him
/em grinds his teeth and starts beating his head against stove.
Now the others start giving him even more detailed directions - door counts, /locs, grid coordinates, map locations - EVERYTHING - great, he's being taken care of, not my problem anymore.
Idiot_03 says - Hail Nidalap
Dear god no - he's found me - and I was going to cast invis on myself too.
Idiot_03 says - I can't find the barbarian
/em cries
/em weeps
/em leans against wall banging his fist on it - why me, why oh Cazik Thule why me?!?
I say - OK, follow me
Maybe something happened to despawn the barbarian - maybe there was a bug or something stupid. I go to the room that he's always in - yup, there was something stupid alright - Idiot_03. I explain how you have to go behind the counter and the location of the guy in the bazaar you give the crap to less my baking be disturbed yet again
/auction WTS misty thicket picnics 10pp each - great stat food for all classes - stacks with all equipment, buffs and stat drinks
Idiot_04 tells you - can clerics use them?
Idiot_05 tells you - 10pp a stack is too much for just food - I can get bread for 1pp a stack.
Idiot_06 shouts - cn n e 1 p-lvl me?
/em SCREAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's it - when I go back there tomarrow, I am going anon, turning invis and turning off every channel I can!
Then the idiots start rolling in. (Mind you I've got a C3 that I paid for as an INT buff ticking off of me as all of this is happening)
Idiot_01 shouts - were can I buy cats eye agates?
NP - I happen to have the SH tradeskill list in front of me -
Me /ooc - Adinson Allonode neg 11 pos 634
Idiot_01 shouts - were can I buy cats eye agates?
NP - it came within a few seconds of my /ooc - he had probobly been in the middle of hitting the button.
Idiot_01 shouts - were can I buy cats eye agates?
Hmm, maybe he missed my /ooc?
Me /ooc - Adinson Allonode neg 11 pos 634
Idiot_01 shouts - were can I buy cats eye agates?
Idiot_01 shouts - were can I buy cats eye agates?
Idiot_01 shouts - were can I buy cats eye agates?
At this point others are trying to tell this guy were to find the cats eye agate merchant - three different people have explained it in a rather nice spread of ways - even someone who was here for the first time could find these things now.
Idiot_01 shouts - were can I buy cats eye agates?
Now I'm REALLY anoyed - I just want to do my baking.
Me /ooc - Adinson Allonode neg 11 pos 634
Me /ooc - Adinson Allonode neg 11 pos 634
Me /ooc - Adinson Allonode neg 11 pos 634
Me /ooc - Adinson Allonode neg 11 pos 634
Ahh, blessed silence - he finally saw it.
Idiot_01 shouts - were can I buy cats eye agates?
/ignore idiot_01 - should have done that in the first place - sigh.
idiot_02 tells you - can you show a fellow SK were I can find the echo cavern spells
OK, no prob - the poor guy probobly went into the wrong half - did it myself several times - so I give him directions on where to find the secret enterance and were to go from there.
idiot_02 tells you - I can't find it - can you show me?
Sigh - ok, it's poorly done - np - tell him to meet me at soulbinder - he actually shows up in less than 30 seconds. Show him secret enterance and give him full instructions on were to go and how to get there - start heading back to my oven.
idiot_02 tells you (not even 5 seconds after I've left) Still can't find it - can you show me?
/em furrows his eyebrows, looks out of corner of eyes towards direction idiot_02 was left. /Tell him yet again and then ignore idiot_02.
Idiot_03 shouts - Excuse me, but would anyone be nice enough to tell me how can I get SH faction?
Ahh, this can't be an idiot - must be a real newby - so I /ooc where to find the trade commissioner and the barbarian (didn't have the dwarf info at finger tips but that would be enough). There is a pause for a few minutes and then...
Idiot_03 shouts - I can't find the barbarian - what water is he near?
OK, np - that was my bad - /ooc that he's behind the door on the wall of the soulbinder by the big pool with the nexus gate.
Idiot_03 shouts - Still can't find him
/em grinds his teeth and starts beating his head against stove.
Now the others start giving him even more detailed directions - door counts, /locs, grid coordinates, map locations - EVERYTHING - great, he's being taken care of, not my problem anymore.
Idiot_03 says - Hail Nidalap
Dear god no - he's found me - and I was going to cast invis on myself too.
Idiot_03 says - I can't find the barbarian
/em cries
/em weeps
/em leans against wall banging his fist on it - why me, why oh Cazik Thule why me?!?
I say - OK, follow me
Maybe something happened to despawn the barbarian - maybe there was a bug or something stupid. I go to the room that he's always in - yup, there was something stupid alright - Idiot_03. I explain how you have to go behind the counter and the location of the guy in the bazaar you give the crap to less my baking be disturbed yet again
/auction WTS misty thicket picnics 10pp each - great stat food for all classes - stacks with all equipment, buffs and stat drinks
Idiot_04 tells you - can clerics use them?
Idiot_05 tells you - 10pp a stack is too much for just food - I can get bread for 1pp a stack.
Idiot_06 shouts - cn n e 1 p-lvl me?
/em SCREAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's it - when I go back there tomarrow, I am going anon, turning invis and turning off every channel I can!



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