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  • #16
    That sorta reminds me of a friend of the family who is a successful lawyer in our town. He lives out in the country and has horses, a large garden and what not. So he's out in the field fixing a tractor that broke down when it occurs to him his truck is just too old and too small for him, and he wants a bigger truck to haul the tractor with.

    So he jumps in his junker truck and heads for a dealership, who he happens to know the owner of on a social basis. So he gets out of his old beater in his overalls and greased up hands and face and can not get a SOUL to help him. He finally goes in, gets a salesperson, and starts asking them questions about the truck. They continue to answer his questions by emphasizing he's looking at the top of the line model that would be VERY expensive, and the features he is asking for would also be VERY expensive in that "leave me alone poor man there may be a REAL customer here" sort of way.

    He was not amused. Finally he decided what he wanted and they reluctantly checked his credit before starting on the paperwork. Suddenly the lights flicked on in their heads and they gushed all over him to make him comfortable, get him coffee, and the like. Before they noticably cringed when he sat his overalls in their nice chairs.

    He decided that was enough, and walked out of the dealership, went across town, and paid for the truck he wanted at a rival dealership with a check for the full amount.

    The following Monday he sent the owner a letter explaining who had dealt with, how they had treated him, and how disappointed he was on his official letterhead. I heard from a friend that worked there four people lost their jobs that week.

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    • #17
      ARGH!! I even had one person tell me that his first impression of me was a dumb bimbo working the counter. I'm so sick of it.... I'm going to order a custom shirt that says "Yes I know about computers, so please don't ask me."
      As one of if not possibly the biggest chauvinist on these boards, I can safely tell you that the customers don't assume that you're an idiot because of your sex, rather, the customers have dealt with sales people before and have come to the realisation that many of them are total and complete idiots who don't know the difference between thier arses and a floppy drive.
      Cigarskunk!
      No more EQ for me till they fix the crash bug.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Cigarskunk
        have come to the realisation that many of them are total and complete idiots who don't know the difference between thier arses and a floppy drive.

        I would hate to touch a floppy disk when they were through with it.


        And joining Cigarskunk as one of the boards Misogynists, I can safely agree. I dont assume that a woman working the counter is a "Dumb Bimbo" unless she is wearing a "Bow to the Princess" shirt, wearing 6 layers of make-up, sporting a clueless expression, and loudly smacking her gum as she chews it.


        -Lilosh
        Venerable Noishpa Taltos , Planar Druid, Educated Halfling, and GM Baker.
        President and Founder of the Loudmouthed Sarcastic Halflings Society
        Also, Smalltim

        So take the fact of having a dirty mind as proof that you are world-savvy; it's not a flaw, it's an asset, if nothing else, it's a defense - Sanna

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        • #19
          If your looking for shirts that tell all the geeks out there that you at least can pretend to know what you are talking about. ThinkGeek has them.

          It won't work for idiots, but it will save you time with the other technicians who just want a paticular part.

          Beat me to the punch. Be sure to check out the Ladies' section. - Kehv
          Arrakeen Naed'Shoj
          Smith and Priest of Tunare's Blessings

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          • #20
            Indeed Cigarskunk, it's just a matter of odds.

            The first person you talk to on the phone or the first salesperson you see in the store may not be a total idiot, but that's the way to bet.


            ( Lilosh, do you answer calls or get them transfered to you? If you are the first real person, consider yourself excluded. )

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            • #21
              Wait a sec, something just occured to me after having shown some apparently unwanted appreciation for an outfit a young lady was wearing in the mall which demanded one appreciate it - if you, as a female sales rep, are wearing a shirt which details your expertise in computers, won't you encounter problems anyway in that all of the male customers are suddenly going to discover that there are aspects of the shirt which demand additional time and attention above and beyond the inscription you get on it?

              /em looks up - "Why no, I wasn't stairing at your breastplate, I was simply reading what you had printed on it - 30 times in a row." :twisted:
              Cigarskunk!
              No more EQ for me till they fix the crash bug.

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              • #22
                A lovely female friend of mine of, um, distractingly pleasant proportions used to have a shirt the wore in the summer that had a light, a circuit board, and a light bulb and a penguin's flipper along with some joke on the back about Linux Users doing things the hard way.

                She had modified the neckline and sleeves of the shirt to be more comfortable in hot weather. She's a rather modest girl so she mostly only wore it to the beach, I think she only had it because her boyfriend gave it to her as a gag gift. One day she wore it to her engineering class, she's apparently been in a rush to get out the door and didn't think about which shirt she'd grabbed. She felt really self concious about how revealing the shirt was (even though most people probably wouldn't have thought it indecent in the slightest) and it didn't help she noticed her professor admiring her rather nice figure constantly during the class.

                At the end of the class she was mortified when the professor stopped her as she got up by saying, "XXXX about your shirt." Convinced he was going to lecture her about wearing improper clothes to a lecture she braced herself for the worst and thought about her new undoubtable reputation as a wanton woman. The professor continued, "I don't think you should wear that anymore. I've been thinking about it during the class and there is just no way that switch will turn on that bulb. The wiring is just all wrong and they mixed up capacitators and transformers several places. It just looks silly."

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                • #23
                  I usually dress down for work. No one here gives a *bleep* if I wear jeans and a t-shirt. So I usually am not "showing my wares" so to speak.
                  Aoladari Raveynfyre - Knightrix of Shadows
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                  • #24
                    This has got me thinking...

                    At my company, most of the "first level" people in our Help Desk are women. "First Level" is the people you get to speak to when you dial our help desk. But most of the "second level" - the ones who can actually fix things - are men. "Third level" - the extremely senior techs - is almost exclusively male; my particular department hasn't had a woman in it for over 5 years... closer to 6.

                    Most of that is because no woman in her right mind would ever work for my manager, or in my department. If my manager did hire a woman, she'd be instantly relegated to running errands and doing all the administrivial secretarial work for the guys. And if she wasn't a Reese Witherspoon clone, she wouldn't make it past the initial interview.

                    :twisted:
                    I've thought about trying to get my ex a job here...
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                    • #25
                      Gah. Based on your rant on the stunt she's pulling with your kids, are you certain that would be wise? Sounds like a safe bet that she would be dead and you in prison within a week of her start date...
                      No matter how subtle the wizard, a dagger between his shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style.

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                      • #26
                        "I don't think you should wear that anymore. I've been thinking about it during the class and there is just no way that switch will turn on that bulb. The wiring is just all wrong and they mixed up capacitators and transformers several places. It just looks silly."


                        Sorry, that story had me laughing for 15 minutes at work this morning.
                        Arrakeen Naed'Shoj
                        Smith and Priest of Tunare's Blessings

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by ArrakeenNaedShoj
                          "I don't think you should wear that anymore. I've been thinking about it during the class and there is just no way that switch will turn on that bulb. The wiring is just all wrong and they mixed up capacitators and transformers several places. It just looks silly."


                          Sorry, that story had me laughing for 15 minutes at work this morning.

                          Agreed. I was laughing so hard, I told the story to a friend of mine at work.


                          He couldnt stop laughing either.


                          -Lilosh
                          Venerable Noishpa Taltos , Planar Druid, Educated Halfling, and GM Baker.
                          President and Founder of the Loudmouthed Sarcastic Halflings Society
                          Also, Smalltim

                          So take the fact of having a dirty mind as proof that you are world-savvy; it's not a flaw, it's an asset, if nothing else, it's a defense - Sanna

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