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    Okay, I know I have some rather unique emotes I use often. Now, I'm not talking about something you came up with once but something you use often that is funny or strange or just odd.

    examples:

    /emote hums the theme song for jaws
    I'm a monk, so I use that when I go out to pull. Or I used to until they told me I can't pull anymore because the pally can paci-pull and so can the bard and that's faster than the FD split.

    /emote kicks %t's corpse
    used after I land a killing blow on a mob or if our group kills a mob that was particularily annoying. For example, the mob that kept turning around and attacking me while completly ignoring the pally's stuns or my FDing got it when it died.

    when I am trying to get aggro (as silly as it is for a monk to gain aggro, it's better than the cleric having it) I usually throw in a /point /rude /smack combo on him just to get his attention. Well... that and flying kick/beg/intimidate/disarm/duo wield procs/anything else that is rumored to generate hate.

    /emote farts in %t's general direction
    used when I resist a mobs spell, espically an enchie's mez or charm.

    /emote looks around... everyone knows monks can't ML
    strange as it may seem, as a monk, I have been asked to ML. This is my typical response, followed by the explaination that if I get more than 16 wt that my AC starts dropping faster than Fippy at the queynos enterance.

    /emote pulls out a can of whupass
    I had started using this one years ago, completly oblivious to the fact that there is a GM given item called 'a can of whupass' that is a one shot right clickable uber-buff that gives the same emote when used. At one point I was asked by a GM if I was actually using a 'can of whupass' and where I got them from. I explained that I was from below the mason/dixon line (i.e. southern states in USA) and I loved Redneck Rampage (1st person shooter doom clone). I think he was checking my inventory and buffs while I was explaining, because he then realized I wasn't using the uber item, I was just being funny.

    /emote cracks his knuckles
    used when I decide it's time to get serious, after I found out that pulling out a can of whupass has other implications.

    /emote pulls out his 2X4 with NAILS!!
    used when I pull out my 2hb (patchwork jetsam), usually with the /say 'I've got a board, and it's got NAILS, and it's also got YOUR name on it %t'

    /emote 's speed set to PUREE
    used when I pull out my 1hb and h2h weapons, or when I get a really cool haste.

    /thank
    this is *always* used when someone buffs me if I know who to target, invariably followed by an attempt at donating. It may be refused, but I *always* try to donate something for their efforts. I'm not rich, but I support my buffers.

    These are just a few of my funny emotes I use often (being a monk, combat is less button-intensive than for, say, a cleric), if anyone else has some they use, please share them.

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    I always thank too, and my alt druid just hit 14, I'm learning how thankless people can be.

    Interesting, I also get set to 'puree' (hi damage, low delay backstabber and sword) on my Rogue..

    I also use /roar and / bite a lot as an Iksar, and I'll also occasionaly use "/em starts to foam at the mouth" when we're about to go into a good battle.
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    • #3
      My favorite:

      /em kicks %t from group for the constant spam of useless emotes.
      Moonlilly

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      • #4
        My main is a Dwarf Warrior.

        Depending on the height of the MOB I'm fighting...

        /em kicks %T in the Jimmy!

        or

        /em Headbuts %T in the Jimmy!



        I also saw a halfling once who ran by me with a train behind him. As he ran by he

        /em says Always after me Lucky Charms!

        I about fell outta my chair laughing!
        Balkin Ironfist (Ominous Deeds)
        56th Myrmidon of Brell Serilis
        Xegony

        "Every day of my life forces me to lower my estimate of the average IQ of the Human Race."

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        • #5
          The only semi-clever emote I ever designed was to practice FD with my monk.

          /em screams in panic and faints dead away

          immediately followed by a human death scream and me falling to the ground.

          I enjoyed it, anyway.

          Sunry Sunrunner
          Halfling Druid of XEV

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          • #6
            Shortly after getting the spell Illusion: Guktan I created the following hot key;

            /pause 10,/say Hello my honey. Hello my darling. Hello my Rag-Time Gal. Send me a kiss by wire. Baby my heart's on fire.
            /pause 5,/dance
            /pause 10,/say If you refuse me, honey you'll loose me. And you'll be left alone. So come on, and tell me I'm your own!
            /dance
            /bow

            It's mucho fun to do this in front of a large crowd of people who are waiting for something or someone.

            /cheer the singing dancing froggie!
            Lothay retired from EQ in 2003
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            • #7
              my warrior bites, bonks, and slaps mobs during melee.

              my pet get lost is

              flappy i release you to look for ale and wenches.
              /petgetlost
              eniamn's familiar says as you wish master.

              had bad puppy and bad kitty as hot buttons when in the karanas.
              :whips out a rolled up newspaper
              when i was there as well.

              i raise my hand and ponder peeps a lot instead of "huh"?

              lothay that is almost worth getting a chanter to 65 for the illusion.

              Maker of Picnics.
              Cooker of things best left unidentified.
              "Grimrose points to the sky. Look! Up in the sky, it's a bird, no, a plane, no it's Picnic-Man. It's Emiamn, a mild mannered tradeskiller by day but daring handsome crime fighter at night. Spreading peace and joy to norrath with his mighty Picnics!"

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              • #8
                Originally posted by eniamn
                lothay that is almost worth getting a chanter to 65 for the illusion.
                Only 53 for the Illusion:Guktan spell, but the quest is rather harsh until the 60's.
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                • #9
                  For when I get inspected, I use /em 's equipment is looking at %t!

                  Shamelessly stolen from a guildmate.
                  Caittune Bugstomper
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                  Stomper of Bugs
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                  • #10
                    I met a druid who had the Village People's "YMCA" set to macros, was the funniest thing I'd seen in a long while.

                    The only emotes I use frequently:

                    /em screams like a little girl.

                    or

                    /point
                    /laugh
                    (used whenever I see a member of a guild of idiots on my server)


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                    • #11
                      I do this when I'm in gnome form.

                      /dance
                      /say We represent, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild.
                      /say We represent the lollipop GUUUUIIILLLLDDDDD!
                      /dance
                      /say and we wish to welcome you to munchkin land!

                      I think thats how it goes... haven't used it in awhile.
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                      • #12
                        Best I have seen, not my own was when I was casting KEI for donations. 1 Particular Female Halfling would come for C3 on a regular basis. She always use the same emote
                        /em needs a clarity please sir. I want one <holds hand just to top of head> thiiiisss big.

                        usually followed by
                        /bounce

                        Mistofelees MagikCat
                        65 Enchanter
                        Cazic-Thule

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                        • #13
                          I think my favorite is sort of an emote, but said in /gu, /rs, /g

                          Chenier tells the guild: !

                          Says so much. =)


                          The cupcake is DONE! 1750!!! And 7 Trophies! And a fishing pole! That summons beer! Woo! And Tarteene, the enchanting gnomish tinkerer of the 247th bolt and one neato Tinkering Trophy

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                          • #14
                            /kiss

                            Given to a mob while it is beating the crap out of me after a particularly difficult slow.

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                            • #15
                              Och.. I mostly use..

                              hotkeys like this..

                              /flex
                              /g Hey guys.. %t is incoming.. I can tank this!! OW OW OW IT HURTS MOMMIE IT HURRRTTSSQ!!


                              And.. my alltime favorite..

                              /em wenchslaps %t.

                              Just cause. I like to say "wench" a lot.. and for when someone's doing something <not smart>. it works!

                              When I played a gnome warrior (RIP Voleta).. she was roleplayed as a "gnogur", and some of her hotkey's were..

                              /em says "Well, my fadder was a firewurk salesmens, but doont tell me dopted fadder, cus heeeel eeeattttjoooooo!!"


                              Part gnome, part ogre, see? Yea, I'm clever. /target apolline. /laugh /snicker

                              /sigh

                              anywho.. when bored, I'd sit in the nexus, or in the bazar, and /shout Sexeh gnogur womens dancing for plat, j00 know yuu want to seee!

                              I got like, 5p total.. usually in 2copper ammounts. <sings the those were the days song>

                              "Are you sure you dont want me to tank, Mr Heal Plz?"

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