Lilosh must be contagious, because.....

[Zyrtryx Conjureblade]

......I'm working a song called "The Ranger Went Down To Qeynos (Hills)", and if I can find a copy of the lyrics to "In Da Club", I'm going to do one called "In Da Guk"!

[Cigarskunk]

Re: Lilosh must be contagious, because.....

......I'm working a song called "The Ranger Went Down To Qeynos (Hills)", and if I can find a copy of the lyrics to "In Da Club", I'm going to do one called "In Da Guk"!

Shouldn't it be "Ranger Went Down In Qeynos (Hills)?"

The Ranger went down in Qeynos Hills
And he was looking for a Rez
He spams the zone in /ooc and this is what he says

chorus
"Got killed by a gnoll pup, someone rez me plz"
"I'm begging all you clerics on bended kneez"

etc

[Zyrtryx Conjureblade]

No, because its about a Ranger going to Qeynos Hills to camp for the Fishbone Earring and Glowing Black Stone, not levelling there as a newb.

(I'm sort of basing it on my frustration at trying to get the GBS, but I did the camp with a Magician and I thought it would work better with a Ranger in the song)

For the record, 12 Pyzjn kills without a GBS drop. I managed to buy one in the Bazaar for below 1/2 of what it usually goes for, though.

[Silound]

Oddly enough, that littel verse Skunk fit perfectly to the music to "Living on the Edge", notived that because it was on the radio when I read your post

The Ranger went down in Qeynos Hills
And he was looking for a Rez
He spams the zone in /ooceeeeeee
And this is what he says

chorus
I Got killed by a gnoll pup,
Can someone rez me plz?
I'm begging all you clerics on my kneez,
Will you rez me plez?

..odd, I feel motivated to go stick my head between teh toilet bowl and seat and slam the seat downa few tiems now.

Silound
Troubadour of Prexus

[Lilosh]

I took a stab at it.... Not too steal your thunder...

(starting with "The boy said 'My name's johnny')

The mage said "I must go soon", And the ranger chimed in
"I'll tank these mobs, you cowardly slobs, I'm uber like Dvinn!"

Legggollllas put your chain on, and pull your bow string hard,
Cause Holly's loose in the hills, and there's also corrupt guards.
And if you have them wear your fire opals mixed with gold,
And if not than you might die from a gnolllllll...

-Lilosh

[Cigarskunk]

No, because its about a Ranger going to Qeynos Hills to camp for the Fishbone Earring and Glowing Black Stone, not levelling there as a newb.

I figured as much - that's why I said the ranger got taken out by a gnoll pup instead of a moss snake - any idiot knows that a mid40s ranger can just barely handle a moss snake - gnoll pups on the other hand...

/em is glad he's got run speed 3 cause he's gonna need it

[kiztent]

I can see all the rangers reading this thread and casually whistling...

"That's right, we're underpowered, no nerfs needed here. Go bug the enchanters or something."

[Woodeckt]

I can see all the rangers reading this thread and casually whistling...

"That's right, we're underpowered, no nerfs needed here. Go bug the enchanters or something."

Strange this comming about the time I am pulling my ranga back out of retirement

[Rhyianna]

when i read the first line, the song that popped into my mind was to the tune of

the ants go marching 1by1 hoorah hoorah

however, am a mage, not a bard so i wont embarrass myself totally by trying to write something to that

[Zyrtryx Conjureblade]

Well, I have to admit I'm a little rusty. I used to write parody song lyrics all the time, but doing them for EQ is harder than I thought it would be.

This is all I have so far:

The Ranger went down to Qeynos Hills
He was looking for a Fishbone Earring to loot
And he was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind
And was willin' to cast Grasping Root
When he came upon a Bard sitting at the camp
and playin' a horn hot
And the Ranger jumped up with a Fungus Clump and said
"Boy let me tell you what:

And:

Ranger grab up your bow and pull the string hard
'Cause hell's broke loose in Qeynos Hills
And Rephas deals the cards
And if you win you get his and Hadden's loots
But if you lose you'd better bust out the Grasping Roots

Pyzjin's popped, run Elf run
Doing SoW, casting bar's almost done
Cast snare, then crit with arrow
Did she drop the GBS? No, Elf, No

(I also had a version that went:

Holly in the zone, run Elf run
Doing SoW, casting bar's almost done
Gnoll train to Blackburrow
Will the guards help? No, Elf, No)

[Morani]

Edit: I didn't bother to read the lyrics before posting them and Assumed they where clear. BAD assumption on my part. Thank you for pointing it out. ops:

[Zyrtryx Conjureblade]

Morani, you'd better go back and edit out those lyrics. MAJOR board violations due to the language.

[Iannyen]

...as to Lilosh being contagious... penicilin should clear that up, unless you have the dermal variety, in which a liberal application of cootie-be-gone should work nicely. :P

[Boleslav]

I'm glad this post was about lyrics. I was afraid that someone else had lost a computer help desk job, or that maybe I was going to learn more about Lilosh than I really wanted to…

Boleslav Forgehammer
Paladin of Brell in his 61st Campaign
E'ci – Sacred Destiny