a : having a dense structure or parts or units closely packed or joined <a compact woolen> <compact bone> b : not diffuse or verbose <a compact statement> c : occupying a small volume by reason of efficient use of space <a compact camera> <a compact formation of troops> d : short-bodied, solid, and without excess flesh
Is it, "Well, my full size SUV is more compact than a Hummer, so I qualify."
Or maybe "This is only an F250, Ford makes much larger trucks with bigger beds."
I am trying to figure out the logic, because every **** morning this pisses me off.
Inevitably 1-2 Trucks or Suv's will park in the COMPACT section of our parking garage. They try to fit, and center perfectly... with their left wheels over the left line, and their right wheels over the right line.
So what does this do?
It makes the guy that parks next to them park so Their tires are over the line, and so on, and so on, and so on. Eventually someone skips a spot, and parks correctly. Making a spot that is too darn small for anything but a motorcycle.
This happens on both sides of the offending oversized illiterate inconsiderate guy's truck, making it so that by his parking, he has now taken up THREE spots.
So there I sit, staring at a parking spot that would almost fit my car, on an almost daily basis.

I swear, next time I am going to get my key out and transcribe that definition above onto his door.
Maybe then he'll get the picture, and even if he doesn't like the humor, the guy that has to repaint the car will get a laugh out of it.

. Retired
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